Heart Break (Not Danielle)

[Krye]

This girl I met online lives about a half an hour away from me and wants to be with me. I haven't wanted to meet her in person because I don't want her to see how hideous I am. She just texted me, "These wouldn't happen to be pictures of you on Chris' profile, would they?" She guessed right and the pictures are not angled and my face is not obscured with hair or sunglasses. I panicked and turned off my phone, this conversation will not continue. I had begun to feel like she cared about me, but now the illusion is ruined.

I have not felt this much pain in as long as I can remember. I don't have the password to this phone, so I can't block her number. But leaving my phone turned off and not logging on to Mypsace can only be a temporary solution.

What do I do?

[Shiroikage]

It's not like she said anything bad about them.

[Krye]

Only because I didn't give her the chance to.

[The Blackrose]

you can do it man, bitches love confid... Oh wait, this isn't general.

[Brill Weave]

You're an idiot. Way to get out there and try to get outside of your comfort zone. Have fun living in your parents basement until you murder them in a fit of unrepressed social anxiety fueled rage. Don't be a fucking dolt, you're not even trying. I'm too ugly. I'm too fat. My heart bleeds for you you pussy.

[Day]

I'll never stop being amazed at how this always works.

[Sera]

Killing yourself is the only answer

[drwaffles]

I'll never stop being amazed at how this always works.

Gonna call whoosh.

[Charismatic]

Even after pointing it out.

[Ryko]

Honestly despite the obvious bait, suicide really is the only relevant answer.

[Day]

Gonna call whoosh.

I think you better call on Tyrone.

[Brill Weave]

If we don't reply, Kyre doesn't fulfill his destiny here on BG. Which is to remind all of us that there is someone who has a worse life than we do

[Charismatic]

But we already have Kuya (lolPR)

[Shiroikage]

I'll never stop being amazed at how this always works.

It's much more fun to play along even if it is trolling.

[antihero]

lol

[Brill Weave]

People actually live in Puerto Rico?

[drwaffles]

I think you better call on Tyrone.

Don't know what this means, but I was referring to BrillCS's post rather than the OP.

[Krye]

I wish Day would stop saying I'm trolling all the time.

I'm going to lose this girl if I can't build some self-confidence.

Or I'm going to turn my phone back on and be met with a harsh and humiliating rejection.

And all you guys can think to do is say I'm trolling and tell me to kill myself.

Thank you for the comforting reassurance.

[Ted Danson]

DO IT FAGGOT

[Brill Weave]

Ted Danson has spoken. Let it come to pass.