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  1. 2009-05-26 17:31 #1
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    I'm wearing tight jeans.

    My keys feel uncomfortable against my leg.
  2. 2009-05-26 17:39 #2
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    Tight jeans were a horrible invention.
  3. 2009-05-26 17:45 #3
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    These jeans got tight in the wash.
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    Do some squats, stretch em out.
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    I'll probably blow them out.
    These things are old.
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    Take the keys out first though.
  7. 2009-05-26 17:47 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Take the keys out first though.
    Good idea. I don't want to accidentally become a cutter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    I'll probably blow them out.
    These things are old.
    I did this to my favorite khakis the other day, they were old as hell, and shrank up a little when I washed them, went to stretch and kaboom. Sad in the pants for real.
  9. 2009-05-26 17:48 #9
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    Yeah, that's something you have to do intentionally because you do things like wear tight jeans.
  10. 2009-05-26 22:49 #10
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    old tight jeans are acceptable, it's buying tight jeans that isn't
  11. 2009-05-26 23:25 #11
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    I'm wearing tight jeans.
    Stop staring at my picture then (^ .^*)/
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    The awkward thing is I had a semi going most of the day.
  13. 2009-05-26 23:28 #13
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    At least I was sitting at a desk.
  14. 2009-05-26 23:28 #14
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    tight pants convert them into categorical-left or -rights, there is no half-masts with those
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    I don't know, I still had room to grow.
  16. 2009-05-26 23:31 #16
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    not tight enough

    tight means it hurts when you sit down, tight means the seam makes a shattering pain in your boys when it snaps over the cusp of one to smack into the other
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    tight means it hurts when you sit down, tight means the seam makes a shattering pain in your boys when it snaps over the cusp of one to smack into the other
    Yeah, that was definitely going on.
  18. 2009-05-26 23:38 #18
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    and you had room to grow? I'm pretty sure this is, while correct, actually somehat misleading

    it seems, sir, you are containing something of a beast, and it MADE room



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    please don't confirm or deny with references to any posted pics in the infamous thread I have yet to and refuse to view, don't wanna know bro
  19. 2009-05-27 11:24 #19
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    wearing tight jeans is a billboard saying that you have small testicles
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