High fever+Zit, prom in 7 days.

[toonces]

make up

[Brill Weave]

Day that's just wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself

[objekt]

its a week away dude... relax.

[Lbelle]

run for the hills of noxema...just too funny for 7:30 A.M. fuck

[Elites]

I'm using neutrogena on the spot treatment, and the zit i popped just formed another white head on top of it OMG. I'm so not touching this shit...or should I? It would be a slap in the face by day 6 to see this Fully blown zit still sitting on my fucking face. I'm starting to feel other bumps on my face too oh noooo.

[Norelco]

Fever: Tylenol and Motrin IB spaced out every 6 hours, and plenty of fluid. Make sure you eat and drink LOTS of fluids. You will start sweating this out. There seems to be alot of fever right now. My wife came down with it over the weekend and her doctor has her on tylenol, motrin ib, and tamiflu. And plenty of rest.

Zit: Relax, and buy a bottle of witch hazel and some cotton pads. Once or twice a day rub some of the witch hazel on the zit to dry it out.

[Ramor]

Worst advice ever, don't calm down, keep picking at it and squeezing it to get all that shit out of there or it will come back. Everyone is going to be staring at your monster zit in a week omg, what about prom pictures, oh no, what if your date changes her mind, but ends up going with some other dude with perfect skin jesus christ run for the hills of noxema man your life is over

best. advice. ever.

[Mizango]

Great advice was given, your face being baby faced smooth or looking like a cobblestone street is on the line here. You have been given atleast 4 FDA approved and tested methods for ridding yourself of your new companion in less than a week.

Nothing more else needs to be discussed really.

[Penthesilea]

Benzoyl peroxide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This stuff always works decent for me on rogue pimples.

[Woozie]

In 7 days both the zit and the fever will be gone even if you do nothing at all. There's nothing to worry about.

[Lbelle]

I think Day's advice needs to be discussed more because it hasn't been lol'd at enough yet.

[Elites]

Does peanut butter cause more zits? Something about this shit that makes me feel like it's the ninja under my skin after i eat it.

[Olo401]

Nah go right ahead and spread some peanut butter all over that zit. And make sure it's chunky. All those nice crunchy bits of peanut will hide the bump nicely.

[Khamsin]

I also got a huge fucking Zit right at the center of my cheek as a cause of stress.

Since stress can exacerbate your fever, and the zit is the cause of your stress, then eliminating the zit should be your first priority. Get rid of the zit, which will get rid of the stress, which will allow you to relax and let your fever subside, and you'll be good to go.

[Dimmauk]

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[Mizango]

Acutane actually works quite well. You do have an elevated risk of suicide via emoness if you are prone to be depression but it works wonders. I know about 4 people that have taken that medicine and it has rid them of their terrible acne for good.

My wife is a Pharmacists incase you're wondering. I get all the dope shit.

[Elites]

To get a prescription for accutane, i hear you need to have your face look like a dead goat with flees all around it. Benzoyl peroxide seems to be the only thing that's alright to use, but gdi why naowww.

[Jefe]

Does peanut butter cause more zits? Something about this shit that makes me feel like it's the ninja under my skin after i eat it.

Nope, it's bacteria... It made it worse when you popped it. Anyway, don't mess with it the more you do the crappier it will get, let it heal by itself. If it's swollen put some ice on it. Use benzoyl peroxide with 2%, anything more will irritate your face.

And yeah, calm the fuck down.

[Dimmauk]

To get a prescription for accutane, i hear you need to have your face look like a dead goat with flees all around it. Benzoyl peroxide seems to be the only thing that's alright to use, but gdi why naowww.

Nah, Just say Jessica Simpson told you to get it.

[Yuri-G]

Piece of advice: Enjoy the period in your life where this qualifies as a big problem. Enjoy it as long as you can. I'm serious. I wish I had.