High fever+Zit, prom in 7 days.

[Epical]

If i prick the thing with a needle, how would i let it ooze out with using my hands. On other hand, id rather not pop this thing at all, but won't it just form the puss inside for days and become one giant fucking monster?

Put the needle flush with your skin and slide from the outside to the inside, pushing anything under the skin out through the prick hole.

Lol @ the people thinking Accutane half-kills you. I took it for 9 months a few years ago, and while I got a lot of bleeding noses, there was nothing worse than that. Dry lips/skin were the order of the day otherwise.

[gamez]

It usually is lupus, anyways, the more you fuss and stress over a single zit, the more likely you are to pick at it or something stupid, but just to support the fear mongering, since you popped it instead of left it for the week its likely going to be a deep red scab on the day-of and horribly ruin her prom photos forever. It happens! Atleast if you're a shitty dancer she'll always remember you as the prom date who puked down her dress and potentially had leprosy.

edit: I should've looked over the more heart felt advise I guess before impulsively posting, Day already gave the same advise in a much better format, proceed.

[Rivero]

If it doesn't heal up by then you can always just put one of those tiny bandaids that comes in a circular shape. It might look silly but if you're lucky the color might blend in with your skin and I think you'd at least look a bit more decent than with a huge zit. : p

[Ziphor]

Im dissapointed that there is no keylogger joke in this thread.

This. Also, I'm on doxycycline. Shit's cash. Fuck accutane and it's fucked up side effects.

[gamez]

If it doesn't heal up by then you can always just put one of those tiny bandaids that comes in a circular shape. It might look silly but if you're lucky the color might blend in with your skin and I think you'd at least look a bit more decent than with a huge zit. : p

War paint to prom, bring her a bouquet of combat knives, go down in history as the most bad ass date to prom she's ever had, fake stitches through a band aid, make a cosmetic scar, paint a more noticable bruise, or just pick a prison fight with a man twice your size and tell him to go for the face, you'll look more masculine, less like a fevered outbreak victim.

I mean really, the whole vanity of the prom scene and memory if its not your own prom is to have fun and stain your image on that forever, if your fever gets worse, explosive diarrhea in the punch bowl out of a panic may be the best way to break it off with the current date and remain in infamy.

[Pabst]

Rock a bandaid on your face like Nelly. And to get even moar mainstream make it a hello kitty

[Shalyn]

I'm trying to figure out who I trust more: Dr. BG or Dr. Google. Sometimes they're one in the same!

Also, wash your damn face and take some vitamin C, and say vitamin like 'viht ah mihn', it's cooler I hear.

[Shenrien]

Its all over man! its all over, here, take the keys to the shotgun cabinet and just walk out to the woods and put the headphones on and listen to Bad Day by Daniel Powter and shoot yourself in the face.

because that zit, it isn't going anywhere, and your sickness, pssh no doubt its swine flu, so just take care of yourself the way it was ment to be...

[kyod]

Piece of advice: Enjoy the period in your life where this qualifies as a big problem. Enjoy it as long as you can. I'm serious. I wish I had.

seconded, in addition to the fact that stressing out about it could cause more breakouts.

[EckoGecko]

drink some fuckin pomegranate juice nigga and you'll be good.

[Araelus]

While I hope the OP is less stressed out by this point, didn't anyone else notice:

cancer

BUY THIS NOW
ACUTANE

Acutane was first developed to be used as a chemotherapy medication for the treatment of brain cancer, pancreatic cancer and more. It is still used in the treatment of these cancers to this day.

[Elites]

Fever went from cough to a runny nose and still a runny nose, THXLOTS. Head is like a balloon and tomorrow is monday ffs. Pimple went away, another one came up :\

[Sythe]

Accutane had me being 1 emo ass rican. lol anyway you should use that mask from proactive as a spot treatment anytime you feel one coming. It kills that shit before it has a chance.

[Blabj]

Call it all off, go into quarantine (for the swine flu you have, you don't want to be spreading that shit around at the prom) and take 20 of everything in your medicine cabinet, just to be safe.

For the zit I recommend a light acid peel with hydrochloric acid, in a dilution of about 1 part water per 100 part acid. That should do it.

Protip: Bleach and other kitchen cleaners will also work when ingested in any quantity above 250ml.

[Priran]

you got affection

darwinism at work

[0ni0n]

Acutane actually works quite well. You do have an elevated risk of suicide via emoness if you are prone to be depression but it works wonders. I know about 4 people that have taken that medicine and it has rid them of their terrible acne for good.

My wife is a Pharmacists incase you're wondering. I get all the dope shit.

wait, BC works on guys too?