stop being fooled, gays

[Ivve]

lady gaga: manufactured for gay consumption. listen, i understand your intrinsic need to pick a pop diva to worship, but this is not the one! behold:

http://i41.tinypic.com/289bxw6.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/280841k.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/hwmu7o.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/288s02q.jpg

what the fuck, faggots. her songs are about faking it when you're with your man, getting too drunk to operate, and a handful of other dumb shit that nobody actually likes. she doesn't actually dance, her face is offensive, she speaks in an uneducated coked-up babydoll voice, and she carries a fucking teacup around with her because apparently crazy cat lady style is cutting edge. stop liking this dumb bitch.

p.s. everyone knows you don't wear the concept pieces from any house of fashion.

[Colenzo]

is that a fucking newspaper?

[Ryko]

Sounds like our new lord and savior

[Kiarax]

http://turbott.net/blog/wp-content/u...-pokerface.jpg
I'd poker face if you know what I mean.

[Kiarax]

Actually I don't think she's at all attractive except when she has her face fucking coated with makeup like that. Which is weird because I usually think people who cake up their face look fucking hideous.

[Ivve]

you only think that until they wipe the vaseline off the lens and you see what's really going on

[Ivve]

Actually I don't think she's at all attractive except when she has her face fucking coated with makeup like that. Which is weird because I usually think people who cake up their face look fucking hideous.

pretty much. classic case of bitches who look good until you wake up next to them.

[Ryko]

Which is the perfect time to get up and go so what's the problem?

[Colenzo]

BUT GUYS SHES SO TALENTED

[Ivve]

my mistake: until she sweats that shit off in the club because she's too sloppy a drunk to keep her high-maintenance face in place. shit doesn't keep itself.

[Ryko]

It'd be like fucking clayface. You never wanted to bang a batman villain? Shit, given the right amount of alcohol even the penguin will get some.

[Colenzo]

idk, theres potential to tit fuck her cheeks if the makeup gets runny enough

[Howard Roark]

tampon string whoops

[Kiarax]

Do you get Lily Allen in Amerikkka? She likes to promote similar messages but is actually mildly attractive and has a little bit of talent. I feel this would be a much better role model for the youths of America.

[Kiarax]

I am not ashamed to say I actually like some of her songs.

[Howard Roark]

yeah, she's a sweetheart, 1st album is actually a bit sad in parts

[Colenzo]

looks cute

[Ivve]

honestly she's had too many sloppy drunk moments and paparazzi abuse moments for me to ever see her as "sweet".

[tyven]

i love lilly allen, shes gangster as shit

[tyven]

and always showing titties