stop being fooled, gays

[Charismatic]

she makes my point stand

[Mizango]

See, this is why I fucks wit chu. Not literally, just sayin... no homo.

[Zalius]

this thread is about rocls closet heterosexuality and not lady gaga

[Rocl]

this thread is about rocls closet heterosexuality and not lady gaga

there is this girl i know who tries to get me to be straight and has gone to great lengths but it does absolutely nothing

i mean once she starts rubbing yes there is a stiffy but that shit is purely physical

if you rub a penis it will harden

[Mizango]

: pokerface:

[Mizango]

We need a Gaga button!

[Charismatic]

there is this girl i know who tries to get me to be straight and has gone to great lengths but it does absolutely nothing

i mean once she starts rubbing yes there is a stiffy but that shit is purely physical

if you rub a penis it will harden

Great lengths you say..?
Go on...

[Rocl]

if you listen closely it says "fuck her face"

[Rocl]

Great lengths you say..?
Go on...

it pretty much ended at nude lapdance, i tell you though the other guys enjoyed it

[Mizango]

i mean once she starts rubbing yes there is a stiffy but that shit is purely physical

if you rub a penis it will harden

Negative sir, I have endless tests to prove this is not the case. I hate a fat bitch grab my junk at a party over and over and my ship never attempted to set sail.

Fatties are a no no.

Careful Chari, he could be using the "she" term purely to be pc. It could be TV/TG/TS or some sort of flannel wearing, steer rasslin' bull dyke named Tabitha or some shit.

Tread lightly my nigga.

[Mizango]

if you listen closely it says "fuck her face"

I thought she'd never ask.

[Charismatic]

Negative sir, I have endless tests to prove this is not the case. I hate a fat bitch grab my junk at a party over and over and my ship never attempted to set sail.

Fatties are a no no.

Careful Chari, he could be using the "she" term purely to be pc. It could be TV/TG/TS or some sort of flannel wearing, steer rasslin' bull dyke named Tabitha or some shit.

Tread lightly my nigga.

Considering the 'taste for men' deal... you may be right.

[Mizango]

Never can be too careful. This is Rocl afterall.

[Ivve]

srsly, straight men are distracted the moment the possibility of naked tits and/or ass is presented and you might as well become zombies if some chick says they're into other chicks. you're pretty much incapable of separating bullshit attention seeking from the real deal, and mostly just wing it and base that particular opinion on the relative attractiveness of the female(s) in question and how much you like them personally.

it's no surprise to me that you're incapable of seeing through this contrived-ass mess.

this is why the thread isn't entitled "why you, your penis, and your terrible taste should also hate lady gaga." dumb straight assholes apparently can't read; nobody really gives a shit whether or not you want to put your penis in her. it doesn't even apply.

no matter what's actually being discussed, i guarantee by page 3 of damn near any thread at least one of you numbnuts is going to post about how you'd bag some person at the center of whatever discussion is going on. your penis is not choosy; i get it.

[Charismatic]

Jealousy

[Day]

I'd fuck Ivve though for real

[Mizango]

Ivve why so salty, I am professing my admiration for you.

[Mizango]

For the world to see, THE WORLD. You see Ivve, when I see your posts I have the happy peanut song looping through my head constantly....

[Ivve]

Jealousy

nah son. there are plenty of women i think are blistering fucking hot and have said so. just lacking a penis allows me to keep it real rather than keepin it focused on DSL and exposed body parts. true facts friend.

[Charismatic]

Even with a safe for a face you still look sexy, damn girl.