Puerto Rico is the best

[Ragnell]

Like those skanks that look for the used condoms and empty it in themselves?

[Charismatic]

someday you'll come across one of those bats that has babies and treats every hard dick like a potential daddy and paycheck, and it'll turn you off to those bitches. it's an opinion that only comes from knowing people like that.

Oh, I know them.
I take the same precautions with them as any other bitch.

That shit ain't coming back on me.

[Ivve]

Like those skanks that look for the used condoms and empty it in themselves?

close enough. if she's wearing her old maternity clothes, chances are she's about to try to put a saddle on your dick and ride it to the bank. or the store. or both.

[Charismatic]

When you realize that 99% of women are just trying to play someone... shit gets a lot easier to deal with.

[Ivve]

That shit ain't coming back on me.

that's what they all say.

[Charismatic]

As long as you know the rules to the game, you can play along.
It's really that simple.

[Ivve]

i guess i just don't believe in playing games. i'd rather not gamble with someone who's out to fuck me financially.

[Charismatic]

I'm all about games, video or other.

[tyven]

reindeer?

[Ragnell]

Ben afleck

[Antithesis]

I'm all about porn and masturbating three times a day.

Sounds about right.

[tyven]

rudolph the red nosed deer of the rein variety

[Charismatic]

Sounds about right.

Only 3? Stop projecting.

[Antithesis]

Hey now, if you can do more I don't see anyone complaining.

[Day]

Ivve is cool

[#686578]

Even if she does have a baby tucked up in there all that means is no chance at child support.

[#686578]

P.s. I'd tap it.

[#686578]

It should've been obvious, but just in case.