Let's talk about Queefs

[Ragnell]

Manually? WHAT THE FUCK, you can can control that? I thought it was just like clasping your hands together and making that noise with air pressure, just an instant pumping sound.

Yea she pressed down like right below her bellybutton and pushed in and that shit ripped through, then i tried pushed down, shit was weird as fuck

[Max™]

For some reason when I read *fwwoooff* I pictured a little tiny nuclear explosion mushroom cloud.

Well, she looked as horrified as if she'd just nuked a tiny little smurf village.

That was incidentally the first time I discovered that she blushes all the way down to her tits, which is neat.

[Azalee]

After we were done... she wouldn't move. I was like "what's wrong?" and tug on her leg, and she's like 'noooo, don't do tha-' *fwwoooff* then she turns beet red.

I seriously just about died laughing from this omg lol

[Gunitsoldier]

Darwinism

hahahaahaha well played.

[Headspace]

http://www.justsouthpark.com/media/g...isodes/505.jpg

[Kajii]

http://www.justsouthpark.com/media/g...isodes/505.jpg

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[Dimmauk]

Dump that girl and dont feel bad for fucking her. Never ever feel bad for that.

Queefs are awesome! I feel like the man when I hear one afterwards.

[Nitsuki]

well OP, like it was said before, suck it up and just be a dick, cuz you already are one, whether you prolong it or not. Make the blow immediately or it'll be worse, trust me.

Onto the topic about queefs, i can't stop fucking laughing and i'm about to die from lack of breathing due to laughter.

[Chicomagiko]

Thread is win minus the Femnazis. Although their barking is cute.

[SephYuyX]

I never knew what a queef was until I saw that South Park episode a few weeks ago.

[archibaldcrane]

If your cock is so small that you can't completely fill her vagina, leaving no room for air, it's your fault she's queefing. Man up.

tl;dr OP has a small cock.

[Shenrien]

If your cock is so small that you can't completely fill her vagina, leaving no room for air, it's your fault she's queefing. Man up.

tl;dr OP has a small cock.

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that's what I have to say to you!

[Sol-Blackguy]

I used to get a little discouraged when I was screwing this woman from Craigslist. The whole house would echo from all the quacking varts. Back then I didn't know to just change positions. Instead, I tried to thrust deeper thinking I would knock the wind out her pussy, but wound up half way down one of her fallopian tubes. The booty was good, but she was loose from having 3 kids.

[Max™]

Fun fact: having a big enough dick to leave her gaping open in certain positions is where most of this comes from.

If you had a little dick, she wouldn't be getting air in there, way to show your sexual experience level there, bub.

[Azkarin2]

I used to get a little discouraged when I was screwing this woman from Craigslist. The whole house would echo from all the quacking varts. Back then I didn't know to just change positions. Instead, I tried to thrust deeper thinking I would knock the wind out her pussy, but wound up half way down one of her fallopian tubes. The booty was good, but she was loose from having 3 kids.

lol wut? I thought the dating section was just full of trolls. Did you Craigslist her just to fuck or dating? Sounds hilarious lol.

[antihero]

casual encounter section works, I used to whore myself out for extra cash

[Colenzo]

you can do it man, bitches love confidence!

[Azkarin2]

casual encounter section works, I used to whore myself out for extra cash

lol you prostituted yourself out? What was the going rate? HJ? BJ? ZJ?

[Kiro]

The fuck is a ZJ?

[Komm Suesser Tod]

The fuck is a ZJ?

^This. What the hell is a ZJ.