Let's talk about Queefs

[Ohemgee]

So the girl is coming over in a bit. And I've been drinking. I think I'm going to drink enough to get whiskey dick so she could just get upset at me and leave.


Or I'll delete the thread somehow

[Howard Roark]

or you could leave this thread open and she could see you're a limp dick without the whiskey

[Ohemgee]

Fuck thaaat.

She's bringing beer.

[Howard Roark]

I could be wrong, since I've never been with a chick who's had kids, but the only time the girls I've been with have queef have been due to me pulling out and putting it back in too much

sure it sounds funny but imo it's my fault if she queefs, why should she be embarrased

[Ohemgee]

ok femnazi, continue queefing it up

[Howard Roark]

hurry up and finish getting drunk coolbro so you can blame badsex on the booze

when you wake up you'll realize feminazi refers to women

[Ohemgee]

Ok but you do understand that you're acknowledging the fact you're giving the girl queefing attributes. But really, I honestly don't care what you're opinion is, there's no reason why you should be putting it in and out "too much" to the point where she's queefing worst than the results of a mexican buffet.

If its your fault, fuck her right.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Ok but you do understand that you're acknowledging the fact you're giving the girl queefing attributes. But really, I honestly don't care what you're opinion is, there's no reason why you should be putting it in and out "too much" to the point where she's queefing worst than the results of a mexican buffet.

If its your fault, fuck her right.

You've never kept pulling out and beating your dick on a girls clit, or kept teasing a girl with your dick by taking it out fully? Made a girl come so much it's like a fucking slip and slide and you're all over the place?

It's called foreplay. Jesus Christ go unlearn you some virgin quickly.

[twinkie]

i think this thread needs a girl's point of view... i can definitely assure you queefing is caused by big dicks. even if u dont take it in and out, just the back and forth motion sucks in enough air in the pussy and if u have a big enough dick to trap it in there, that mean its filling her hole like a cork... when u take it out, we queef... i usually just say "damn your big cock" and guys usually just give me the proud smile after they hear the science behind queefing... small dicks have too much space between the skins to actually have the pressured effect... so some of you guys just proved that u dont really know what ur talking about... so just point out: QUEEF IS A COMPLIMENT TO YOU GUYS!

[Shenrien]

QUEEF IS A COMPLIMENT TO YOU GUYS!

I see, next time this happens I'll be sure to pause in the moment and put my face down there and say thank you

[archibaldcrane]

The girl I've made queef the most was from fingering her actually.

I think it's one of those classic "YMMV" sex issues.

[Kyten]

My gf usually queefs whenever we're doing it doggy or certain positions, but it cracks me up >.>

[twinkie]

its either u have fat fingers or ur gf have a really tight pussy... either way win win congratulations!

[twinkie]

yeah usually happens doggy style i must say

[EckoGecko]

so then can you feel the air building up in there and know whats about to happen?

[twinkie]

yes we can actually feel it when there's a lot in there, its a lil painful coz it feels like the dick is pushing at the back of my pussy. it feels good too which is weird coz it it actually give the illusion of a bigger dick. i think thats the clearest i can try and explain it lol. pressured air being pumped in really feels hard XD

[EckoGecko]

k
brb
filling my gf with air.

[Jerseyprophet]

Aint nothin' wrong with it. It happens, alot more so based on the position/size of yourself. Push air in, air comes out.

Personally, I don't even skip a beat. Might chuckle, but I keep on goin. If she gets embarrassed I just do my "no no its fine, dont stop" reassurance.

If the sex is good, a noise shouldn't stop you.

[SephYuyX]

yes we can actually feel it when there's a lot in there, its a lil painful coz it feels like the dick is pushing at the back of my pussy. it feels good too which is weird coz it it actually give the illusion of a bigger dick. i think thats the clearest i can try and explain it lol. pressured air being pumped in really feels hard XD

*sidles up* Hey babay, how you doin?

[Ragnell]

Now after women come into the thread EVERYONE now says thier Gf queef


hurrr