Let's talk about Queefs

[Dimmauk]

Does anyone else waft the Queef smell to their nose like it was the aroma from a fine wine?

[Ragnell]

Never tried to smell it, wasn't sure if I wanted to

[Dimmauk]

What the Fuck is Whiskey Dick?

[Ragnell]

I think it's something to do with being loaded as fuck on drank and either you can't get up or rock hard, i think it's the former though

[Dimmauk]

I think it's something to do with being loaded as fuck on drank and either you can't get up or rock hard, i think it's the former though

I dont understand. Some guys cant get hard? I didnt even know that was possible.

[Jerseyprophet]

Whiskey dick is your best friend. Fuck a girl harder than usual, dont worry about cumming (cause ya' cant) and then when it starts just be numb or you discretely get off anyway just go "Im sorry, Im not into this" - which she'll read as "I'm not into YOU" and she'll cry.

Destroying a girls self image AND getting laid. Win fuckin win.

[Howard Roark]

so then can you feel the air building up in there and know whats about to happen?

totally can, in the moments right before (and yeah it's usually due to doggy style come to think of it) I can feel a nearly tangible space of pressure within her pussy

she's never embarassed about, she just kinda says "wait wait" handles it and away we go

and @ fuck her right: I like how finesse said it better but clearly you need to learn some things, even 2 or 3 inattentive thrusts can build up enough air at the right angle, especially if her ass is higher in the air (picture her legs/torso more pressed together)

[Dimmauk]

Whiskey dick is your best friend. Fuck a girl harder than usual, dont worry about cumming (cause ya' cant) and then when it starts just be numb or you discretely get off anyway just go "Im sorry, Im not into this" - which she'll read as "I'm not into YOU" and she'll cry.

Destroying a girls self image AND getting laid. Win fuckin win.

But then you dont have the Skeet in the face money shot. WTF.

[Jerseyprophet]

and @ fuck her right: I like how finesse said it better but clearly you need to learn some things, even 2 or 3 inattentive thrusts can build up enough air at the right angle, especially if her ass is higher in the air (picture her legs/torso more pressed together)

To agree with you, show me a man who doesn't fuck his girl hard enough from behind to cause air (from stretching her out and good, solid thrusts causing air to go in) and I'll show you a man who's girlfriend I can steal away.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

totally can, in the moments right before (and yeah it's usually due to doggy style come to think of it) I can feel a nearly tangible space of pressure within her pussy

she's never embarassed about, she just kinda says "wait wait" handles it and away we go

and @ fuck her right: I like how finesse said it better but clearly you need to learn some things, even 2 or 3 inattentive thrusts can build up enough air at the right angle, especially if her ass is higher in the air (picture her legs/torso more pressed together)

I've also noticed that sometimes that air can dry a girl out. I'll ask my girl to push it out on purpose sometimes if I notice it building too quickly so we can get back to business.

If I'm drunk enough I'll try to be smooth and say "go ahead and play the trumpet for me baby." :O

[Howard Roark]

To agree with you, show me a man who doesn't fuck his girl hard enough from behind to cause air (from stretching her out and good, solid thrusts causing air to go in) and I'll show you a man who's girlfriend I can steal away.

generally at this point, yeah, that's what I'm focusing on (the fucking hard, not the stealing of others gf haha). some hard fucking after climax during oral and she's all buzzing and trembling, some hard thrusts against an otherwise overstimulated clit (obviously can't lick it anymore for a while) -- hell yeah perfect timing and angle are not gonna be on my mind while I'm focussed on driving her crazy and getting mine

[Jerseyprophet]

God damn it if her legs aren't jello you didn't do your job right. And some queefs are like casualties of a war that you need to win.

Next thing guys will say they're put off by licking her asshole, too. Amateurs.

[Dimmauk]

God damn it if her legs aren't jello you didn't do your job right. And some queefs are like casualties of a war that you need to win.

Next thing guys will say they're put off by licking her asshole, too. Amateurs.

Fresh out the shower, maybe if I'm feeling frisky. After a long day at work and couple a dumps, no fucking way!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Next thing guys will say they're put off by licking her asshole, too. Amateurs.

Ahahaha! That heat of the moment shit is the best.

[Jerseyprophet]

Well, noone would if she's walking out of the bathroom still buttoning her pants from a dump man.

But if she lays off the mcdonalds and showers, its never bad. Nothing, not a DAMN thing turns me on then grabbing a girl by her waist, pushing her head down on all fours and eating her out from behind. Including her ass.

She'll squrim, resist you a little at first. Then, give in and watch her climb the walls and look at you like a god. It's heaven.

[Dimmauk]

Well, noone would if she's walking out of the bathroom still buttoning her pants from a dump man.

But if she lays off the mcdonalds and showers, its never bad. Nothing, not a DAMN thing turns me on then grabbing a girl by her waist, pushing her head down on all fours and eating her out from behind. Including her ass.

She'll squrim, resist you a little at first. Then, give in and watch her climb the walls and look at you like a god. It's heaven.

Its one of the only good things about having a big nose is good for.

[Jerseyprophet]

Bravo Dimmauk

And it's a better view than a balcony over a hawaiian sunset bro.


Since we're sharing tips and tricks at this point - and we ARE. Gents? Those with the ol' girl at home? Do it tonight. Tell her to take a shower if you're worried, that you wanna try new things FOR HER (emphasize that). You'll frigging love it.

Lick her ass while caressing her clit, and tell her things that reassure her like "every part of you turns me on" or "god you taste amazing, all of you". Congrats. She's yours forever.


The sex demon you'll awaken in her will overshadow a stupid mishap like a queef. A freight train wouldnt distract you after this.

[Howard Roark]

a little open hand shocker is nice too from behid, thumg in the ass, a few fingers in the pussy and rest heavily stimulating a slick, wet clit -- generally a nice warm up for anal

obviously jersey knows, and it seems prob dim (hell after that long of marriage she better take in the bum, and we know thick girls love it in the bum, my girl's curvy and she's bad bad bad) but if you've ever watched a porn where the girl's asshole isn't ruuuuined, she'll probably be stimulating her clit initially out of necessity, anal is uncomfortable and at times painful, but good pain I'm told (there can be bad, and that's when you stop) so they stimulate their clit to dorwn out the initial discomfort

anyway some good anal foreplay, tongues and fingers, warm it up with a well aimed spit from above (my girl loves i when I bulls-eye her while my dick is in her, getting her relaxed and psyched and ready for anal) and she'll be ready to go


be a considerate lover, anal without lube is mean (or at least drunk enough to take it with some good spit and a relaxed asshole)

[Dimmauk]

I like to do the Rocker. Middle and Ring finger in the pussy, and start cranking that cunt like it was a wammy bar.

We also call it the Longhorn here in Texas.

[Howard Roark]

yeah I was kinda making up a name on the fly, never needed a name for it before now