Let's talk about Queefs

[Jerseyprophet]

And they wonder why Im a chubby chaser

Big difference between curvy and fat though. Dont mistake the two.

[Howard Roark]

And they wonder why Im a chubby chaser

Big difference between curvy and fat though. Dont mistake the two.

never have, number one rule is keep 'em proportionate

[Jerseyprophet]

Too true. Real women have curves, my friend.

What's that saying? Oh yea, if I wanted to fuck a girl with the stick body of a 10 year old boy ....id fuck an asian girl

[SephYuyX]

If it was only legal to kill all those big sunglass wearing boney bitches with the fake ass orange tans.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Too true. Real women have curves, my friend.

What's that saying? Oh yea, if I wanted to fuck a girl with the stick body of a 10 year old boy ....id fuck an asian girl

Hey! My girls Korean but she's built like a Puerto Rican

[SephYuyX]

Asian is ok, but if a white girl is built like an asian, it's not.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Asian is ok, but if a white girl is built like an asian, it's not.

This.

[Ragnell]

Bravo Dimmauk

And it's a better view than a balcony over a hawaiian sunset bro.


Since we're sharing tips and tricks at this point - and we ARE. Gents? Those with the ol' girl at home? Do it tonight. Tell her to take a shower if you're worried, that you wanna try new things FOR HER (emphasize that). You'll frigging love it.

Lick her ass while caressing her clit, and tell her things that reassure her like "every part of you turns me on" or "god you taste amazing, all of you". Congrats. She's yours forever.

The sex demon you'll awaken in her will overshadow a stupid mishap like a queef. A freight train wouldnt distract you after this.

This shit works, did that with My girlfriend, and Christ she gets wet just talking to me and started talking dirty me, love this shit

[judgment]

hit it again. then ride out on the bitch. she is gonna think your an asshole anyway, so you might as well get yours

[Ragnell]

Asian is ok, but if a white girl is built like an asian, it's not.

thats just a young boy

[Max™]

I thought the saying went the other way: "If I wanted to fuck a skinny mass of bones with no tits ass or hips, I'd be in the Phillipines buying a 10 year old boy"...

I noticed a while back when I slipped out and tickled her clit with the little cleft just under the head of my dick that she like, bucked into it, so I started working that into the bag of tricks any time I need to slow down some. 6 years in, but between the visuals she gives, the filthy yet innocent talking, and the kegels... she can still finish me off at will if I'm not careful.

I do agree though, having her collapse on the bed after writhing violently on your cock, leaving you soaked from your navel to your knees is as close to godhood as a man needs.

[Ragnell]

As fo tips go, Simple things i've learned from experience and from porns, from porns that whole Slappin your cock on thier clit before you stick it in shit works.

And I think most chicks would do anal if they get over the fear of it.

I was with this one chick who didnt want to do anal at all, but one day she was riding on top and wet my fingers abit and slowly stuck it up her ass, she pretty much when wild and loved it.

[Jerseyprophet]

Girls can get off ...or at least enjoy anal enough to let you get it more, if you let them be on top. They grind their clit into you the same as they normally would. Go slow, and do if AFTER you have her oven pre-heated. She'll cum, and again, think you're god. You in return get anal more.

[Ragnell]

I havent seen my woman in a while... fucking school...(college)

[Jerseyprophet]

Fuck, lets all go get laid. This conversation went from queefs to afk sex. We're all gettin turned on and what not. At least I am, screw it lol.

[Ragnell]

and I'm at work

[antihero]

http://i43.tinypic.com/f4el8n.jpg

[Fallyn]

Does anyone else waft the Queef smell to their nose like it was the aroma from a fine wine?

Man this made me lol hard.

And idk I don't mind the queefing tbh. Doesn't happen often.

I do agree though, having her collapse on the bed after writhing violently on your cock, leaving you soaked from your navel to your knees is as close to godhood as a man needs.

This. A million times this.

[Kyo]

What a fantastic thread, laughed my ass off.

[Sol-Blackguy]

lol wut? I thought the dating section was just full of trolls. Did you Craigslist her just to fuck or dating? Sounds hilarious lol.

99.9% of the W4M section is trolling from my experience. I managed to get in contact with one woman, but she called it off because her man came home early or some shit. I used to post in the M4W section and got 5-10 messages in under 2 hours. I just spoke from the heart (maybe a little from the dick) and mentioned how I love eating pussy. No dick pics, no pictures, just words and the hits just rolled in. Come to think of it... Brb, browsing Craigslist.