scientologists banned from wikipedia

[Azkarin2]

This bitch is fast as hell. She goes on her door-to-door thing next week or something so she's going to ditch her partner at Five Guys and meet me across the street on Monday. Pics promised if I get to do the deed. Fuck my new years resolution 5 months is enough...

No banging white chicks was your New Years Resolution?

[Sol-Blackguy]

No banging or fapping in general was the resolution. Should I call FEMA now so they'll be ready in time after I hook up?

[Azkarin2]

No banging or fapping in general was the resolution. Should I call FEMA now so they'll be ready in time after I hook up?

Yeah, call em if you want you plan on banging her in a few months. Any earlier and its already too late. Just sound the internet horn and we'll all run for high ground.

But wait.. what? Does no banging/fapping include blow jobs? If it does then I must ask the obvious question of WHY?!?!?

[Sol-Blackguy]

Personal reasons that I'd rather not go into, but I thought long and hard about it for most of December.

[Azkarin2]

Personal reasons that I'd rather not go into, but I thought long and hard about it for most of December.

I wish you luck good sir. And as always, need pics. Godspeed.