Bayonetta | Remastered (PS4/XB1) - February 18, 2020

[Isiolia]

Man. dat ass, etc.. but why is it that her head is so tiny in comparison to her body? or are her tits/ass just that big? D:

She looks freakish. Tiny head is tiny. I think it was shown that she's 11 heads high. "Normal" is 7.5 heads, and 8-8.5 is more for comic book style exaggeration. Croquis in fashion illustration are 10 heads. Perhaps Bayonetta's character design was intended to look like a fashion illustration, I dunno. I personally don't like it much.

In any case it's been mentioned a lot on the interwebs, such as The Zeonic Front: I don't want to play Bayonetta

[ArchDizzle]

She looks freakish. Tiny head is tiny. I think it was shown that she's 11 heads high. "Normal" is 7.5 heads, and 8-8.5 is more for comic book style exaggeration. Croquis in fashion illustration are 10 heads. Perhaps Bayonetta's character design was intended to look like a fashion illustration, I dunno. I personally don't like it much.

In any case it's been mentioned a lot on the interwebs, such as The Zeonic Front: I don't want to play Bayonetta

All I see when I look at her, do not want. She is not right!

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[Ker]

Does Bayonetta feature any annoying play time extenders like repeated bosses or levels?

Base on my playtime the area's don't repeat nor the major boss battles but Mini Boss's do repeat but they are done so creativity so I didn't mind.

-The amount of moves you get later on are so ridiculous, I'm repeating area's just so I can get new ones.

-The humor just get hilarious as you keep going with the story, here is my top 3 ones so far.

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-You got to fight a huge as monster which turn out to be a pedophile by the end.
-A pre-fight against Bayonetta CLONE have a strip tease match up before the actual fight and once her true form is revealed her pussy literary shines (turn out to be her hand between the legs).
-a major boss battle CS has Bayonetta shooting inside the penis of a statue over the boss so it can explode.

[Tobi]

I love the requirement to:

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Unlock Jeanne as a playable character

[Ker]

Ok Here some stuff after I finished the game

-It about 12-14 hours playthrough if your not going for whole moves and repeating the area's for halo's.
-The Loading is one most horrible I've seen in age's for example go to menu you get loading or switch between item and equipment another loading or pick up the books another loading (one book had a 2 minute loading, I thought my PS3 froze).
-Sometimes you'll beat the area just to stand still seeing the loading for the boss battle to start or the area to end WTF?
-I love the Combos, I can't get enough of it.
-They are repeating boss battles but they are WAYYYY better than DMC4 and each done differently which made me wish they are repeated even more cause of that.
-one section of the game has repeated area, it was half way through the game but so small I actually didn't notice until it ended lol (no repeated area at all after that).
-I am worried if the game will be censored cause the amount of sexual jokes it has.
-The driving section was the only part I hated from the game(was too dam long).

beside the horrible loading time, this is one of best games I've played this year and I WANT MY SEQUEL NOW.

Some spoilers

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-Jeanne taunt when you first control her is YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
-The game will play on you first by making you believe you completed the game and the other that Bayonetta has a sad ending lol.
-There is part were Luka gets horney seeing Bayonetta breasts and dripping body.
-I LOVED THE ENDING

[Kaylia]

-The driving section was the only part I hated from the game(was too dam long).

Is there any game aside Halo with fun driving segment?

[Tobi]

Video of secret boss fight.

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Justin.tv - Live Streaming Video

[Kiarax]

Video of secret boss fight.

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Justin.tv - Live Streaming Video

Fucking sold. Is there a reason there was no witch time? Guessing maybe you can't go into it on certain bosses enemies?

[Brill Weave]

I just couldn't get excited for this game. Everything I saw, it looked amazing and like a lot of fun. But for some reason I can't stand platform games anymore. Let alone another DMC clone. I feel like I've cheated myself

[Elcura]

Fucking sold.

Agreed. This game looks fucking amazing, not to mention the music was surprisingly good.

It's weird that people say DMC clone like it's a bad thing, a DMC clone (in terms of gameplay) is exactly what I'm hoping for. DMC is one of the best action games around, you can't really go wrong if you try and emulate it. I just hope the PS3 version gets better for NA release...

[Isiolia]

Is there any game aside Halo with fun driving segment?

Half Life 2?

[Tobi]

Fucking sold. Is there a reason there was no witch time? Guessing maybe you can't go into it on certain bosses enemies?

Can't use Witch Time on Infinite Climax and Non-stop Infinite Climax modes.

[Kuya]

Isn't an infinite climax already non-stop?

[Tobi]

My mistake lol. They're the same modes. It's just called Non-Stop Climax.

[Kiarax]

Half Life 2?

LOL

[Kaylia]

Half Life 2?

I didn't beat the whole game, but all I remember is being stuck on the beach with my vehicule.

[Kiarax]

HL2 has basically the worst driving segments. Ever. The terribleness is multiplied by the fact the out-of-vehicle game play is so well made in comparison to the shitfest that is the vehicles.

[Kaylia]

HL2 has basically the worst driving segments. Ever. The terribleness is multiplied by the fact the out-of-vehicle game play is so well made in comparison to the shitfest that is the vehicles.

While we are offtopic, no thanks to me, every game need a gravity gun. That was the best things ever.

[Ker]

YouTube - ベヨネッタ Bayonetta JP - Why you should buy this game when it is out in USA!

Agreed. This game looks fucking amazing, not to mention the music was surprisingly good.

It's weird that people say DMC clone like it's a bad thing, a DMC clone (in terms of gameplay) is exactly what I'm hoping for. DMC is one of the best action games around, you can't really go wrong if you try and emulate it. I just hope the PS3 version gets better for NA release...

Well to be fair it's done by same people who did DMC and The fact I'm re-doing the extra weapons and secret stuff Which I never done for whole DMC series(beside DMC1), Bayonetta Puts DMC2-4 to shame and Capcom will have a hard time topping it.

I loved how after you beat the game, your getting one of the best credits and a Special movie by whole cast and enemies after the final save

[Katlan]

everyone is raving about the JP release, it needs to get to the US sooner then 1/10