Do you wash your crack after taking a dump?

[Pikarya]

I personally wash my asshole and pat dry with paper towels or whatever else is available.

Do you keep your asshole as clean as mine?

[Ivve]

i have those repackaged baby wipes for genital area cleaning purposes.

[Ivve]

tbh, best shit that's ever been introduced in my bathroom. no more linty, itchy asshole events or anything of that nature.

[Pikarya]

In b4 all the dirty fucks that don't even wipe after shitting post.

[Ksandra]

http://images03.olx.com/ui/2/79/52/26347752_1.jpg best thing ever.


gotta keep it clean for fiance access.

[Pikarya]

Even if its a quick shit, like the ones where you don't even leave evidence on your shithole. Its just respectful to at least wipe anyways with a little piece to make sure.

[Ivve]

i don't understand how bidets can possibly be that accurate, powerful, etc. i mean sometimes just running water over your skin doesn't take all the dirt off.

[Ivve]

especially if you've just taken a shit that has any kind of substance to it, really. or if you're a dude with a hairy ass, how can it possibly wash out your assbush satisfactorily? i'm just not confident in cleaning without scrubbing

[Cheerios]

Do you wipe sitting down and leaning forward, or standing up?

I do it standing.

[Pikarya]

All you fucking need baby.

http://i44.tinypic.com/290rn8m.jpg

[Ivve]

Do you wipe sitting down and leaning forward, or standing up?

I do it standing.

neither, but i used to stand when i was a kid. wiping while sitting was a skill that eluded mastery until i was like 12

[AkashiXI]

[Ivve]

tl;dw

[Ksandra]

i don't understand how bidets can possibly be that accurate, powerful, etc. i mean sometimes just running water over your skin doesn't take all the dirt off.

especially if you've just taken a shit that has any kind of substance to it, really. or if you're a dude with a hairy ass, how can it possibly wash out your assbush satisfactorily? i'm just not confident in cleaning without scrubbing

You don't just use the bidet. The water for that hyjet shoots out pretty hard and rubs off nasty pieces, then you use toilet paper to get the rest. Trust me in that my ass is a hella lot cleaner using it than without (plus less messy imo than baby wipes.)

[AkashiXI]

tl;dw

[Blarg]

Wipe till you can't see shit anymore and then stand up bend over and look for any bits of shit dangling off some hair and then take one more wipe and make sure to get right on your asshole and if there is shit on the TP you keep wiping. Then get some peanut butter and rub it on your ass and have a cat or dog lick off anything that may remain.

[Pikarya]

I personally shave/wax all my body hair like a faggot. So it makes washing my ass easy breezy covergirl.

[Blarg]

Then you take a bottle of bleach and lye and put it in a squeeze bottle and stick the squirting end into your ass and squeeze 1 liter into your ass hold it there and do 14 jumping jacks to swish it around. By this time you should have worked up a big fart so climb into the tub and put your asshole directly over the plug/hole of the tub and fart it all away and then do a final TP check of your ass.

[Pikarya]

Tempted to try.

[Ivve]

lye is the only way to really get that clean, fresh asshole feeling