Do you wash your crack after taking a dump?

[Cheerios]

You don't just use the bidet. The water for that hyjet shoots out pretty hard and rubs off nasty pieces, then you use toilet paper to get the rest. Trust me in that my ass is a hella lot cleaner using it than without (plus less messy imo than baby wipes.)

Don't you get toilet paper dingleberries when you wipe while your ass is wet?

[Ivve]

you don't just smear the toilet paper around on your dripping ass, broski. pat dry.

[Pikarya]

you don't just smear the toilet paper around on your dripping ass, broski. pat dry.

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[Cheerios]

I feel enlightened

[Ivve]

i mean, really. have you never been in a public bathroom that lacked paper towels and had to substitute with toilet paper? that dirty motherfucker probably just wipes his hands all over his clothes.

[Cheerios]

What's wrong with that? Public bathroom toilet paper tears by breathing on it when wet, so if you realize too late that there's no towels, you aren't gonna have anything to dry your hands with.

[Ivve]

what do you open the bathroom door with after that? you know other nasty motherfuckers come in there, take a fat shit, then walk out without washing their hands and touch their fecal remnants all over that door handle.

shake your hands off a little so they're not dripping, walk into an open stall, pull off enough paper to make a moderately-sized catcher's mitt, pat hands dry, use to open door, discard.

[Pikarya]

I'm forecasting this thread goes scientific in the next page.

[Blarg]

Anal cleansing is the hygienic practice of cleaning the anus after defecation[1].
The anus and buttocks may be cleansed with toilet paper or similar paper products, especially in many Western countries. Elsewhere, water may be used (using a jet, as with a bidet,[2] or splashed and washed with the hand). In other cultures and contexts, materials such as rags, sand, leaves (including seaweed), corn cobs or sticks are used.

The use of toilet paper for post-defecation cleansing was first started in China. It became widespread in Western culture. In some parts of the world, especially before toilet paper was available or affordable, the use of newspaper, telephone directory pages, or other paper products were common. Old Farmer's Almanac was sold with a hole punched in the corner so it could be hung on a nail in an outhouse. The widely-distributed Sears catalog was also a popular choice until it began to be printed on glossy paper (at which point some people wrote to the company to complain), giving rise to the country folk saying in rural North America, "as useless as a slick page in a Sears Roebuck catalog!" With modern flush toilets, using newspaper as toilet paper is liable to cause blockages.[1] This practice continues today in Africa; while rolls of Western-style toilet paper are readily available, they can be fairly expensive, prompting less well-off members of the community to utilize newspapers.

[Ivve]

god damn i'm thankful to be living in this day and age. i can only imagine the horrible shit they did in the time of chamber pots

[_chuchu]

I personally shave/wax all my body hair like a faggot. So it makes washing my ass easy breezy beautiful covergirl.

ftfy. I clean my anus well with a damp/moist paper towel. Don't want that shit showing on the undies man

[_chuchu]

If I'm home, I'll take a shower right after

[Bagel]

My anus is self cleaning

[Obev]

"The anus and the buttocks may be cleansed" sounds like a religious edict.

[Khamsin]

i have those repackaged baby wipes for genital area cleaning purposes.

I'd hate to think what those baby wipes were used for before they were repackaged.

[Ivve]

I'd hate to think what those baby wipes were used for before they were repackaged.

repackaged for adults, not reused/recycled. easy mistake to make, i know.

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