Bagel died?
Bagel died?
I died, but then became a vampire and was cursed so I got my soul back after which I had sex and lost my soul and became evil for a while but then got it back and went to hell for a while and came back as a wild animal but got better and then pretended I was evil again but really I was good the whole time.
Then I became a detective.
sounds like animorphs
Vampires can suck their own dicks.
I think I'm the last person to bemad.