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    i wonder what Day thought the moment he saw a bare ass in his idol's face

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    Haha, I'm not being serious, but I love how everyone is saying Eminem can't take a joke without having had a similar experience. Even if he laughed he would have critics saying "Eminem really seemed to enjoy that. Look at that smile on his face! He must he gay!"

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    Lost a lot of respect for him watching him get pissed and storm out...


    But to be quite honest when I opened the thread and looked at the spoilered picture, I assumed it was a shot from his new video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plow View Post
    Lost a lot of respect for him watching him get pissed and storm out...
    So you lost alot of respect because a guy did not like a bare ass in his face. Okaaaaay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco View Post
    I'd love to see him do it to you.

    He's in a business where he needs to come across as tough. That stunt just gave every rapper aiming for Eminem a bunch of ammunition.
    Can't actually stop laughing at what you just said.

    I think you need to watch this again:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gPEkWphj1A[/QUOTE]

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    why is eminem still rapping. he is like 45 years old rapping to teenagers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    why is eminem still rapping. he is like 45 years old rapping to teenagers.
    $ for his drug and booze habbit probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco View Post
    I'd love to see him do it to you.

    He's in a business where he needs to come across as tough. That stunt just gave every rapper aiming for Eminem a bunch of ammunition.

    Cause being a white rapper doesn't create enough ammunition as it is right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco View Post
    So you lost alot of respect because a guy did not like a bare ass in his face. Okaaaaay.
    You're talking about the guy that said:

    I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
    I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
    But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
    But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
    But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
    Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
    So gimme all your money
    And don't try nothing funny
    Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
    I went to grab my gun
    That's when her ass put it on me
    Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
    I fell through the glass doors
    Started causing a scene
    Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
    Jumped up with a broken back
    Thank god I was smocking crack all day
    And doped up off coke and smack
    All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
    Now I wanna kill her
    But so I gotta catch her first
    Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
    Saw the house she ran up in
    And shot her fucking porch up
    Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
    Looked around the room
    That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
    I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
    You might as well come out now
    She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
    I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
    And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
    She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
    I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
    She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
    I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
    I started to beg "No, please let go"
    But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
    With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
    I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
    Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
    Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
    Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
    It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
    I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
    Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

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    Perez Hilton: Eminem Was MTV's Second Choice For Bruno Teabagging!

    Sacha Baron Cohen practically 69'd Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night!

    The rehearsed stunt went down when Cohen's character, Bruno, lost control while flying over the audience while hooked to a wire and landed with his butt conveniently in Feminem's face.

    That then caused the "hardcore" rapper to walk out. Though insiders reveal that producer Mark Burnett had cleared the prank with Eminem beforehand.

    CLICK HERE to watch the hilarity go down!

    But now we're learning that Eminem wasn't even MTV's first choice for the pre-panned skit. In fact, turns out Paris Hilton was the first choice!

    But the hotel heiress declined to participate, reports Life & Style.

    The insider reveals that "Paris is quite happy she turned down the offer."

    No word yet on Eminem's reaction, though we're sure he'll try to include Bruno in one of his shiteous songs!

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    Wow, that rotund ogre Perez Hilton is still around?

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    So basically, we should ignore this so we don't fall for the P.R. trick? Or are we too late for the whole not falling for the P.R. trick?

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    That is mad funny. But fixed? Yeah, probably so. Surprised? not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    why is eminem still rapping. he is like 45 years old rapping to teenagers.
    Because he's the only rapper that still includes humour (like it or not, it's humour) into his raps?

    "Rap is serious business." Well he makes it look less serious.

    Nevertheless, reaction was a bit over the top imo, priceless face is priceless. I'd be annoyed but I wouldn't run away tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    So basically, we should ignore this so we don't fall for the P.R. trick? Or are we too late for the whole not falling for the P.R. trick?
    It's still funny, even if Andy Kaufman did all of this 30 years ago.

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    Publicity stunt. Eminem has a new CD to sell and the other guy has a movie. This gets both of them in headlines everywhere. I don't see how it could be anymore obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeeterxi View Post
    Publicity stunt. Eminem has a new CD to sell and the other guy has a movie. This gets both of them in headlines everywhere. I don't see how it could be anymore obvious.

    There's one born every minute.

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    Publicity stunt. Eminem has a new CD to sell and the other guy has a movie. This gets both of them in headlines everywhere. I don't see how it could be anymore obvious.
    this, mtv is a joke and so is rap

    that aside this shit is hilarious, i hate eminem and it would have been amazing if he didn't know anything about it

    can you paraphrase that kathy lee shit, i can't listen to her for more than 5 seconds before my ears start to bleed, worst chick ever

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    lol

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