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  1. 2009-06-04 11:55 #1
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    THREE FUCKING MINUTES

    I WAS GONE FOR THREE MINUTES
  2. 2009-06-04 11:56 #2
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    The real irony of this all is that leaving my keys inside for my 3 minute trip was to drop off someone else's keys.
  3. 2009-06-04 11:56 #3
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    Seriously though they have to be spying my exits and just locking this shit on me.
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  6. 2009-06-04 11:57 #6
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    so you are locked out of your house?
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    What sort of bullshit ninja crap do I have to pull when I have to enter my own house from the roof of an adjacent building?
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    I refused to take a 90-120 minute trip and hop 2 turnstiles just to get my mom's copy of the keys.
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    This is some fucking bullshit.
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    Now to wait for the cops to come and question my breaking and entering into my own fucking place.
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    Which wouldnt be the first time.
  12. 2009-06-04 11:59 #12
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    you should move to manhattan
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    Why
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    i'll help you break in
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    I'm 25 minutes from any place that matters in manhattan.
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    also i dont understand the relevance of three minutes, wouldnt the time be arbitrary since you would have been locked out as soon as the door closed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell
    I'll go to SOUTH brooklyn from the bronx
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    also i dont understand the relevance of three minutes, wouldnt the time be arbitrary since you would have been locked out as soon as the door closed?
    The door locks are not automatic, as a result i left them unlocked as I tend to do when I go to the store or to subway/the pizzeria. Stop asking for logistics for breaking in.
  19. 2009-06-04 12:01 #19
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    i dont know the difference between brooklyn and the bronx, except that biggie comes from one and the yankees from the other
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    the clear answer is to start carrying a purse and putting your keys in it.
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