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    Just goes to show, you never know who's really suffering.

    RIP. Good actor, great martial artist. (he was IRL)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeothaSamurai View Post
    asian prostitute + rope + 72 yrs of age = bad.

    seriosuly tho yea, what a way to put a daper on an amazing legacy.
    even if it was a stolen one
    I like the way you think.

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    Auto-erotic asphyxiation fail. Hopefully he rocked off one last time before choking himself out, noone wants to die with blue balls.

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    UPDATE

    Thai cops: Carradine’s death may be accidental
    Officials: ‘Kill Bill’ star found in closet with ropes tied around neck, genitals

    "Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."

    The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

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    Maybe this will stop people from jumping on his nuts for taking the pussy's way out.

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    Whats your source on that Dimm lol?

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    Reminds me of the guys who end up killing their girlfriends with a belt around the neck.

    I still dont get what the fuck turns people on about not being able to breath or how it enhances anything. Then again, people are having sex with the fuckin holes left from gauged earrings and getting off by amputation or whatever other sick shit is out there.

    For christs sake when was it not enough to stick your dick in a girl and have it be enough for people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet View Post
    For christs sake when was it not enough to stick your dick in a girl and have it be enough for people.
    I think there's something about being 72 that makes it hard for that to be enough. I guess he didn't like taking little blue pills?

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    What, you've never had a girl ask you to choke her? I think I'm on like #5 I keep squeezing too hard.

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    Ive had a girl ask me to punch her, doesnt mean Im gonna risk 3 to 5 for battery when I crack her eye socket lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseyprophet View Post
    I still dont get what the fuck turns people on about not being able to breath or how it enhances anything.
    Are you kidding? It makes an orgasm 50x better, not that I've done it before or anything.

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    UKFAGS UNITE

    David Carradine has been made a minister, Gordon Brown said he was pleased to have someone who would never walk out of the cabinet.

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    I too wish to one day die with a rope around my junk

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    while auto-asphyx isn't the coolest way to go, anything is less shameful than suicide

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    I guess he forgot to memorise his safe-word in Thai first?

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    Just heard on Bob & Tom that the family is trying to get the FBI involved because some of the forensic pictures got leaked...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Whats your source on that Dimm lol?

    AP Exclusive: No Carradine suicide, expert says

    By ANTHONY McCARTNEY, AP Entertainment Writer Anthony Mccartney, Ap Entertainment Writer – 1 hr 30 mins ago

    LOS ANGELES – The forensics expert hired by David Carradine's family has concluded that the "Kung Fu" actor did not commit suicide, but said that more information was needed from Thai investigators before the cause of death could be determined.

    Carradine's brothers, Keith and Robert Carradine, each read part of a prepared statement to reporters from The Associated Press at a Los Angeles hotel Thursday morning. In their first appearance since their older brother was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room closet last week, they thanked supporters and asked for privacy.

    "This is a devastating loss for our family and we greatly appreciate the compassion pouring in from all over the world," Keith Carradine said.

    They also released a statement by Dr. Michael Baden of New York that indicated a second autopsy determined Carradine didn't kill himself.

    "However, to reach a final determination as to the cause and the manner of death we must wait for further information from Thailand as to the scene findings and the completion of the crime laboratory and toxicology studies that are still being performed," Baden's statement said.

    Reached by phone after the morning briefing, Baden said he expects to receive more information from Thai authorities in a week or two and stressed that the information at hand was incomplete.

    "The autopsy is only part of the analysis," he said.

    In the meantime, Robert Carradine asked the public and press for patience and time to allow the family to grieve.

    "Until we have all of the pending results of the investigation we respectfully ask ... that we be allowed to lay our beloved brother, husband, father, grandfather and great-grandfather to rest in peace and with dignity," Robert Carradine said.

    Rampant speculation about the actor's death has swirled since a chambermaid at the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel in Bangkok discovered his body hanging in the closet of his room June 4. A Thai newspaper published a graphic photo of the death scene that police have said appears to be a leaked forensics image.

    Thai police initially said they suspected Carradine's death was a suicide, but later conceded it could have been accidental. Their description — that the actor's body was found nude, with ropes around his neck, wrist and genitals — fueled speculation that he was killed while engaging in a dangerous sex practice called auto-erotic asphyxiation.


    Others who knew the 72-year-old actor have said they suspect foul play was involved. Keith and Robert Carradine on Thursday urged everyone to wait until the investigation has concluded.

    "Once the investigation is fully completed and definitive conclusions have been reached, we will address the findings with the public," Robert Carradine said

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    I knew something was up, have you seen all the kinky shit he was into sex wise with all of his ex-wives?

    I knew when they started talking that this was not a suicide.

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