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  1. 2009-06-04 15:46 #1
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    breaking news: crunchberries a fraud

    Crazy Days and Nights: Shocker! Crunchberries Are Not Real Berries! Woman Sues

    CRUNCHBERRIES AREN'T REAL BERRIES, SWEET GOD ABOVE WHAT LIES HAVE WE BEEN CONSUMING FOR BREAKFAST
  2. 2009-06-04 15:47 #2
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    OH SHI-
  3. 2009-06-04 15:49 #3
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    Why have I been planting Crunchberries in my yard then?
  4. 2009-06-04 15:50 #4
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  5. 2009-06-04 15:50 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Why have I been planting Crunchberries in my yard then?
    roflcopter
  6. 2009-06-04 15:55 #6
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    Screenshot the page please, it's blocked here
  7. 2009-06-04 15:58 #7
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    Bitch better not appeal. I already lost Count Chocula.
  8. 2009-06-04 16:05 #8
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    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
  9. 2009-06-04 16:09 #9
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    lady forgot you can't sue for stupid shit like that unless it's McDonald's
  10. 2009-06-04 16:11 #10
    Ragnell
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    SCREENSHOT MOTHERFUCKERS
  11. 2009-06-04 16:13 #11
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    I guess these are both a fraud and verging on plagiarism, then:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/...g?v=1213746037

    Delicious, though.
  12. 2009-06-04 16:13 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    SCREENSHOT MOTHERFUCKERS
    http://i41.tinypic.com/vfihjl.jpg
  13. 2009-06-04 16:14 #13
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    THAT MACHINE IS NOT A SIR, YOU HAVE TO CALL IT "MR. MACHINE"
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    next someone's going to tell me schnozberries aren't actually made of schnozberries, huh
  14. 2009-06-04 16:17 #14
    Ragnell
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    oh sweet god
    wow...

    even more proof no one should have faith in humanity
  15. 2009-06-04 16:18 #15
    Dimmauk
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    http://good-evil.net/wp-content/uploads/extra/cocoa.jpg

    Not really pebbles.
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/...770b3a.jpg?v=0
  16. 2009-06-04 16:19 #16
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    Grape nuts are actually pebbles though. I think someone at the cereal plant got confused.
  17. 2009-06-04 16:21 #17
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    http://good-evil.net/wp-content/uploads/extra/cocoa.jpg

    Not really pebbles.
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/...770b3a.jpg?v=0
    holy fuck I used to go through a whole box of fruity/coco pebbles in like a day whenever my parents bought some. Shits addictive.
  18. 2009-06-04 16:22 #18
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    Fruity Pebbles ftw.
  19. 2009-06-04 16:25 #19
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    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    I've been eating lucky charms every morning and playing the lottery every night for years, but never won.

    If that's not false advertising I don't know what is.
  20. 2009-06-04 16:30 #20
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    The luck wore off by the time you bought the tickets. Should try eating a bowl of Lucky Charms as you buy the ticket.

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