...that i got back together with my ex-fiancee and the first time i went to bang her again i got the most ridiculous case of explosive diarrhea in her bed. I mean it was bad.. had me spinning like a pinwheel shooting out my ass and propelling me like a rocket in a circle around the room.

I woke up and i was like what in the hell was that.. then i laughed cuz that bitch deserves somethin crazy like that.