Scientology commercial

[BerenTebogo]

I just saw one while watching Law & Order

What the fuck is this shit? It had a bunch of people just glowing with their faces really zoomed in on and at the end just had "www.scientology.org"

I wish I had the volume up but nonetheless, what the fuck is this shit? Makes me angry.

[Not Kuno]

I love it when religions need to advertise on tv. Totally legit, guys.

[isladar]

There needs to be one like "DO IT OLD SCHOOL - TRY CATHOLICISM".

[Dimmauk]

Got a link to the commercial?

[Elvis]

If you can watch the whole thing, the Matrix has you.

[Plow]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0DICyBXAw

If you can watch the whole thing, the Matrix has you.

what the shit... it's... more senseless than I ever imagined possible...

[Arew]

... That made no sense whatsoever.

[euph]

I told myself id watch the whole thing so id be able to go into the matrix... but ironically my internet cut out half way, and that shits just to weird to press the play button again.

[BerenTebogo]

Got a link to the commercial?

No I actually looked on youtube for it before I posted but nothing but parodies :\

[ferigor]

Didn't scientology pretty much start with commercials? I remember seeing advertisements for "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard" all the time when I was a kid.

[Dimmauk]

You will all bow to Xenu or die!
http://www.solitarytrees.net/pickets...mages/xenu.jpg

[Skjie]

If you can watch the whole thing, the Matrix has you.

Really need to scroll down before hitting play.

[Pringles]

This reminds me of when they had those "Stress tests" at a local mall (this was before Tom Cruise was all into it in public) and I got trapped by an old lady for 20 minutes and I bought a copy of Dianetics to leave. Little did I know they'd call me and write letters to me. Even had a cute girl send her picture to me in a letter to try and trap me into meeting her at the head church in Washington D.C. They realized eventually that I wasn't going to fall into their pyramid scheme. Although I still get postcards and pamphlets in the mail (like the invitation to pay 3500 to go on a one week Scientology cruise) and they call me every 3 months or so.

Also that song is catchy as hell. We stand tall.

[Blarg]

100 dollars was removed from my bank account while I watched this.

[Pirian]

There needs to be one like "DO IT OLD SCHOOL - TRY JUDAISM".

Fixed that for ya :D

[Kiro]

100 dollars was removed from my bank account while I watched this.

FUCK ME TOO.

[Wolfknight]

... That made no sense whatsoever.

seriously, I don't think it could have made less sense if someone tried.

[Celeste]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0DICyBXAw

If you can watch the whole thing, the Matrix has you.

This is why I protested Scientology. Holy fuck, I couldn't get past 10 seconds this time through. I started twitching, but that might be nicotine withdrawal.

[Ecki]

That makes extremely little sense. I guess they're trying to correlate happy/insane people and scientology?

[Sol-Blackguy]

If you ask me it looks like the Co$ is getting desperate again. Most of their compounds (including gold base) are shut down, they're on trial in France, and I heard something about their tax-exempt status being under review in TX. Let them throw their money away, the battle is almost won.