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    Gay Penguin couple adopts abandoned egg

    Gay penguin couple adopts abandoned egg in German zoo

    Keepers at Germany's Bremerhaven zoo couldn't get two penguin parents to take care of their egg, so they're trying an experiment — they gave the egg to a gay male penguin couple.

    The biological parents "always rolled the egg out of their nest, they kicked it out again and again," zoo veterinarian Joachim Schoene said.

    "Then we made the decision not to give it up and instead try to give it two fathers."

    So far, the experiment has been a success. The two foster dads incubated the egg for 30 days until it hatched and have continued to care for the newborn chick.
    Aww, I thought this was so adorable. ^-^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telamond View Post
    Gay penguin couple adopts abandoned egg in German zoo



    Aww, I thought this was so adorable. ^-^
    Soon they will want equal rights and marriage. Well, what will the children think? It is going to confuse them! WILL ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

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    inb4 religious penguin nutjobs
    also...darwinism?

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    Penguins: For Roe v. Wade!

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    IT WONT BE CUTE WHEN GOD BURNS DOWN ANTARCTICA

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    Gay polar bears are the reason that polar ice cap in the arctic is melting?

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    Obvious the liberals have brainwashed these penguins with Keith Olbermann on loop to shoot down the "no gay animals" claim that conservatives use to prove gay=choice.

    WHEN WILL THE LIBERALS STOP BRAINWASHING PENGUINS?!

    LEAVE THE PENGUINS ALONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telamond View Post
    [url=http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/06/05/gay-penguins-adopt005.html]The biological parents "always rolled the egg out of their nest, they kicked it out again and again," zoo veterinarian Joachim Schoene said.
    Anyone else laugh? Bitch said she was on the pill bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Gay polar bears are the reason that polar ice cap in the arctic is melting?
    It took me a second, but heartily lol'd

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    How adorable. This story made me smile so much. Thank you for posting it.

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    In all seriousness, how do they know that the penguins are gay? I've never heard of circumstances like this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Therin View Post
    In all seriousness, how do they know that the penguins are gay? I've never heard of circumstances like this before.
    My guess would be the anal penetration, but maybe they're just really good friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pohibaba View Post
    My guess would be the anal penetration, but maybe they're just really good friends?
    Ohoho, what silly birds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Therin View Post
    In all seriousness, how do they know that the penguins are gay? I've never heard of circumstances like this before.
    They elongate their vowels to absurdity.

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    This has happened before in the Central Park Zoo; they made a children's book about it even. It's the most challenged children's book for the last two years, called And Tango Makes Three. When I was taking a Children's Lit class back when I was an elementary ed major, out of a class of 28, one approved of me reading it, the rest said they would pursue action to get me fired if they were parents and as teachers they wouldn't even think of bringing it in the classroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TacoTaru View Post
    This has happened before in the Central Park Zoo; they made a children's book about it even. It's the most challenged children's book for the last two years, called And Tango Makes Three. When I was taking a Children's Lit class back when I was an elementary ed major, out of a class of 28, one approved of me reading it, the rest said they would pursue action to get me fired if they were parents and as teacher's they wouldn't even think of bringing it in the classroom.
    Talk about horrible teachers/parents. Teaching children about diversity is what keeps them from growing up thinking natural every day things are weird and evil. If they learn about it when they're young they won't have to argue over online forums on whether or not its good or bad.

    Quick! Remove all children's books about africans, asians, indians, and all non-white people. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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    I'm heartily enjoying the absence of the religious right from this thread. The silence is deafening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    I'm heartily enjoying the absence of the religious right from this thread. The silence is deafening.
    Obviously these penguins are going to penguin hell for living in sin.

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    how do they know that the penguins are gay?
    They don't.

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