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  1. #1
    Chram
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    Aegwynn

    got any joy ones? (analgasms)

  2. #2
    23 years old
    Rating: total douchebag

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    Sorry about that Kohan baby.

  3. #3
    Chram
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    Kohan. Smokin' like chestnuts over an open fire.

  4. #4
    CustomTitle
    Banned for Duping
    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Leviathan

    This is the greatest poetry ever written.

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    I've written one poem in my life for english and I still remember it, I plan to publish it when im super famous.

  6. #6
    Un-Rad Conrad
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    You're already super famous in our hearts, Blarg.

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    Would you let me carve my autograph onto your arm?

  8. #8
    Banned.

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    I sit down at the bowl
    I gently rub my hole
    'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me'
    Tightly I squeeze
    I feel the burn
    I toss and turn
    A bit shaken
    I awaken...
    I've shat the bed.
    Lmfao

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    No, as I've already done that myself into my right shoulder and I think another carving would be kind of odd-looking after there already is one. I don't want people to think I'm some kind of freak, you know.

  10. #10
    23 years old
    Rating: total douchebag

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    Too late sir.

  11. #11
    Banned.

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    Kohan I will fuck you in the ass

  12. #12
    Banned.

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    Nobody asked for your opinion slut

  13. #13
    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    This is perhaps one of the best websites of all time

    Is it not obvious?
    Is it not clear?
    When my butthole cries?
    When my anus sheds tears?
    What is lust?
    Am I not guilty?
    When my butthole excretes goo?
    Tell me, butthole
    Who are you?

  14. #14
    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    Alone
    My butthole is alone
    It speaks
    Cries to me
    Needs company
    Loosening grip on the present
    Losing time completely
    My butthole questions time
    Glutinous liquids escape my butthole
    Maculating the very surface on which I repose
    Butthole's not to blame
    Here I remain
    Masked in shame
    Attempting to ascertain
    Why did I let you go?
    You have been deflowered
    My butthole has been deflowered
    I am to blame
    I am to blame
    I am to blame
    Ohgod