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  1. #1
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    A bug just crawled into my ear.

    I tried to dig it out but it went in deeper.
    Hlep

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    Attack it head on from the other ear, don't stop regardless of the pain or loss of vision.

  3. #3
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Bahamut

    this is my worst fear

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    All bugs lay burrowing eggs when they crawl in your orifices.

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    ¯\(°_o)/¯
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  6. #6
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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Happened to one of my friends. He went to the hospital because the buzzing was so annoying.

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  8. #8
    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    has the invasion happened already?

    Sorry Ryko, but since you are now an alien pawn, we must kill you. For humanity.

  9. #9
    Ryko's Full of Lies and Johns
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    Alien infestation doesn't count under hate crime, right?

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    This is an accurate representation of the situation.

    http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/...brain_slug.jpg

  11. #11
    i'm awesome.
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    Poor Hydrogen Peroxide down your ear or use an ear candle.

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  13. #13
    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Alien infestation doesn't count under hate crime, right?
    It's a hate crime if you don't kill him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    My grandma used to do that shit to us, 'cept she used a piece of paper shaped like a pointy dunce cap and lit the big end on fire with the small end in the ear. I don't think it actually did anything except smoke up the area

  15. #15
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    The thought of a bug crawling into my ear gives me the heebie jeebies

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    Jellysaurus Rex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    This is an accurate representation of the situation.

    http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/...brain_slug.jpg
    Replace that green alien with a brawl character and you're set.

  18. #18
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    i actually woke up one time with something crawling in my ear. i have no idea what it was but i violently shoved my finger into my ear to get it out, i think it fell out onto the floor or is possibly now a part of my brain matter

  19. #19
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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    this is my worst fear
    ^

  20. #20
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    A baby centipede almost crawled into my ear once, I almost shat a brick, i pulled that fucker out before it when completely in

    http://images.whatsthatbug.com/image...ipede_dawn.jpg
    This bug is the only thing I fear

    Kuya knows that i'm talkin bout

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