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    ATTN: Women

    If you never call me, then you don't have the right to complain that I never call you.

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    Women always have the right to complain about anything... they will exercise the right.
    Get used to it or exercise your choice to be gay.


    Unfortunately those are the only choices you have.

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    Also, if you start a fight with me and don't tell me that you love me before you go to sleep and I cry myself to sleep because I feel so alone, then of course I'm going to be upset with you the next day.

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    If you never go down on me then you don't have the right to complain that I don't buy you things.

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    If you never go down on me then you don't have the right to complain when I dump your ass, married or not
    ftfy

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    seriously though, that shit is a dealbreaker, I have literally broken up with a girl because she not only didn't give head, but wouldn't let me eat her pussy

    take your vanilla ass and get thefuckouttaheeeeee'e

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    seriously though, that shit is a dealbreaker, I have literally broken up with a girl because she not only didn't give head, but wouldn't let me eat her pussy

    take your vanilla ass and get thefuckouttaheeeeee'e
    Only faggots eat pussy.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    seriously though, that shit is a dealbreaker, I have literally broken up with a girl because she not only didn't give head, but wouldn't let me eat her pussy

    take your vanilla ass and get thefuckouttaheeeeee'e

    *brofist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Only faggots eat pussy.

    Danielle's black boyfriend etc,etc..

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    men:

    if you're not going to eat pussy in return for me paying for half or more of a date, you really don't have the right to expect a blowjob when you pay.

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    You should be paying me to eat that shit

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    you expect to get payment for paying your half? fuck.

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    The only right women have is the back of my right hand.

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    Ivve, you know I got yo back shawty. Holla @ this nigga if u wnt dis oscar mayer...

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    Howard I have to ask, Do you own a Rock Quarry?

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    I like the idea of having her pay for things in return for cunnilinalskjeioasljdskd.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Women always have the right to complain about anything... they will exercise the right.
    Get used to it or exercise your choice to be gay.


    Unfortunately those are the only choices you have.
    ^ quoting to try and drill this into your head guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Ivve, you know I got yo back shawty. Holla @ this nigga if u wnt dis oscar mayer...
    You got that fiya?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    ^ quoting to try and drill this into your head guys.
    I got something I'd like to drill into your head instead

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