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  1. 2009-06-08 20:03 #1
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    You wake up with a vagina

    but it's ugly and has huge meat curtains and a giant bush (it smells really bad too). Do you still masturbate and stick vegetables and fruit inside it?
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    well then
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    The deal didn't include tits afaik
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    The deal didn't include tits afaik
    If you cant keep your shit in good maintenance there's a good chance there's enough fat for tits.
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    True
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    Though I'm not exactly skinny but even with a dick I manage to keep everything neat and orderly. It must be the acquisition of the vagina that has caused me to become so unkempt.
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    Btw why has that de-mod thread become so big, is there anything good in it?
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    Heres a question, if you did wake up with a vagina would you then consider your asshole a girls asshole so it would be ok to stick things up there too?
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    How am I waking up with the vagina?

    A wizard?
    Magical gnoll?
    Plastic surgeon?

    My answer depends on that.
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    in for a penny in for a pound
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Magical gnoll?
    This reminded me of gnome and knoll

    Both words eliminated me from my 6th grade spelling bee.

    Faggotry.
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    I would have fucked up knoll too. Not gnome tho.
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    To be honest, I didn't even know Knoll was a word up until just now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    in for a penny in for a pound
    Oh god not again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    How am I waking up with the vagina?

    A wizard?
    Magical gnoll?
    Plastic surgeon?

    My answer depends on that.
    You have no idea how it happened but for some reason you are aware that it will only last for 24 hours.
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