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  1. 2009-06-08 20:27 #21
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    I feel cheated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    To be honest, I didn't even know Knoll was a word up until just now.
    I got knoll first which threw me off. Then they were like "gnome" and I was so fucked up because of knoll that I screwed it up.

    Racism.
  3. 2009-06-08 20:31 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    You have no idea how it happened but for some reason you are aware that it will only last for 24 hours.

    Well, first thing I would do is fix that shit right up and make it a pretty pussy. Nobody wants a tuna taint.

    Then I would spend the rest of the 24 hours trying to figure out what the fuck I did the night before because it obviously was a good fucking night.

    It's not everyday you wake up with a stinky pussy with no explanation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I got knoll first which threw me off. Then they were like "gnome" and I was so fucked up because of knoll that I screwed it up.

    Racism.
    Did a white or asian kid win?
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  6. 2009-06-08 20:34 #26
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    If I wake up with a vagina I better be 13 or fuck it.

    No pun intended.
  7. 2009-06-08 20:34 #27
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    Oh true. I kinda was grouping them with the asians tho.
  8. 2009-06-08 20:37 #28
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    lol you fags LOST spelling bees?

    5 time spelling bee champ in this bitch
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    Also we had an Academic Challenge team in high school that my clique of friends did for two years, also Science League for three. The former was all trivia, I was great at it.
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    Sounds like a good time, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    I couldn't spell my name til the 4th grade.
    Damn motherfucker, what the hell was wrong with you?
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    I still can't spell my middle name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Damn motherfucker, what the hell was wrong with you?
    part jew?
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