Gingrich claims Obama's already failed.

[Dimmauk]

LMAO @ Gingrich.....anything to stir the pot. Silly Republicans, I swear they're gonna start a 2nd Civil War if this biased, partisan shit keeps going on.

BTW, do any of you ever travel overseas? I've been to London, England twice. 1st visit was when lolBush was still in power, then 2nd visit was after Obama won election. The difference was night and day...

1st visit to London:

Me, in an obvious American sounding voice: Hi, I'd like a Strongbow cider please.
Local Pub Crawler: Excuse me, are you an American?
Me: (blushing in embarassment) Yes...
Local Pub Crawler: piss off! (that's British lingo for "GTFO")

2nd visit to London:

Me, in an obvious American sounding voice: Howdy Mr. Bartender! Strongbow please!
Local Pub Crawler: Excuse me, are you American?
Me: Not only am I an American, sir, I am a Democrat and proudly voted for Barack Obama!
Local Pub Crawler: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! We hated Bush SOOOO much! May I purchase your next round of drinks?
Me: If you insist!
(insert long conversation about politics, making fun of Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, getting drunk, partying, meeting many London locals, making new friends, etc. etc. etc. and NOT BEING EMBARASSED ABOUT BEING AN AMERICAN!)


Personally, I liked what happened the 2nd time I went to London MUCH better than the first time. BTW, this is a true story, not made up. I'm not FOX News. lmao

Try it next time with a Texan accent.

[Yeager]

Try it next time with a Texan accent.

100% natural Texan accent, sir. However, I don't think Londoners could really tell the difference, all they knew when they heard me was "OMG an American!"

[Dimmauk]

100% natural Texan accent, sir. However, I don't think Londoners could really tell the difference, all they knew when they heard me was "OMG an American!"

Oh yeah LOL, I just saw your location. Did you say Ya'll to them? Also, fuck them anyways for not being cool with Americans. Its not like everyone in the nation voted for Bush.

[Mizango]

100% natural Texan accent, sir. However, I don't think Londoners could really tell the difference, all they knew when they heard me was "OMG an American!"

No, see you can tell a Texan anywhere. They are usually the loud redneck one's sucking their own overly inflated dicks.

[oldoldman]

LMAO @ Gingrich.....anything to stir the pot. Silly Republicans, I swear they're gonna start a 2nd Civil War if this biased, partisan shit keeps going on.

BTW, do any of you ever travel overseas? I've been to London, England twice. 1st visit was when lolBush was still in power, then 2nd visit was after Obama won election. The difference was night and day...

1st visit to London:

Me, in an obvious American sounding voice: Hi, I'd like a Strongbow cider please.
Local Pub Crawler: Excuse me, are you an American?
Me: (blushing in embarassment) Yes...
Local Pub Crawler: piss off! (that's British lingo for "GTFO")

2nd visit to London:

Me, in an obvious American sounding voice: Howdy Mr. Bartender! Strongbow please!
Local Pub Crawler: Excuse me, are you American?
Me: Not only am I an American, sir, I am a Democrat and proudly voted for Barack Obama!
Local Pub Crawler: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! We hated Bush SOOOO much! May I purchase your next round of drinks?
Me: If you insist!
(insert long conversation about politics, making fun of Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, getting drunk, partying, meeting many London locals, making new friends, etc. etc. etc. and NOT BEING EMBARASSED ABOUT BEING AN AMERICAN!)


Personally, I liked what happened the 2nd time I went to London MUCH better than the first time. BTW, this is a true story, not made up. I'm not FOX News. lmao

This is more a testament to those guys being fucks than anything to do with American politics.

And thanks for

piss off! (that's British lingo for "GTFO")

Doubt anyone would have been able to decipher that nugget.

[Dimmauk]

No, see you can tell a Texan anywhere. They are usually the loud redneck one's sucking their own overly inflated dicks.

My neck is brown.

[Olo401]

Thanks to Newt.. his stupidity is now fodder to increase the size of my new Facebook group "1 Million Strong against New Gingrich for President 2012".

Spoiler: show

I'm being serious. Look it up I made the group.

[Yeager]

Oh yeah LOL, I just saw your location. Did you say Ya'll to them? Also, fuck them anyways for not being cool with Americans. Its not like everyone in the nation voted for Bush.

Oh yeah, used "howdy" and "y'all", "yessir" "nosir", all the Texan staples.

And no, don't say "fuck them", the Brits are cool. I just happened to make contact with someone who obviously seemed to assume that American = Bush supporter, which is totally false. Later on during my first stay in London, I always made sure to mention that I was a Democrat, not a Republican, and they would be friendly with me.

Now that Obama is in office, they'll "indirectly" ask you if you're GOP or Democrat. If GOP, you get the cold shoulder, if Democrat, you've got yourself a new friend.

[oldoldman]

Thanks to Newt.. his stupidity is now fodder to increase the size of my new Facebook group "1 Million Strong against New Gingrich for President 2012".

Spoiler: show

I'm being serious. Look it up I made the group.

I'm sure you have some highly reputable characters in that facebook group.

[Yeager]

No, see you can tell a Texan anywhere. They are usually the loud redneck one's sucking their own overly inflated dicks.

PFFT, please. No "red neck" on me anywhere. I'm not a country boy at all. I grew up on the beach, so I'm very "chill" if you know what I mean. Sure, I have the accent, but not everyone in Texas is a redneck.

[Olo401]

I'm sure you have some highly reputable characters in that facebook group.

A few friends, a bunch of people I don't know, and oddly enough Cindy Sheehan's daughter.

[grantlogan]

Why the fuck go through all the hassle of telling complete strangers your political affiliation in the hopes that they like you?

[oldoldman]

Why the fuck not!?

[Mizango]

My neck is brown.

Most of the guys here arent typical Texans. The rootin' tootin' gun slangin' varmints I know drive Texas edition F-150s, with the Texas flag on the back window with Mary holding a cross and shit. Don't mess with Texas bumper stickers, eat those stupid Texas shaped tortilla chips you can get from HEB and have Texas shaped decal cut outs over their tail lights.

Those are the bane of my existence. Ever seen a Mississippi edition Durango? How about a Wyoming edition Dooley? Why are you doing this Dimmy, don't get me a riled up and shit you fucker lol. Don't haze me bro.

Thanks to Newt.. his stupidity is now fodder to increase the size of my new Facebook group "1 Million Strong against New Gingrich for President 2012".

Spoiler: show

I'm being serious. Look it up I made the group.

HAHA Awesome. I am sooo joining the movement.

[Yeager]

Why the fuck go through all the hassle of telling complete strangers your political affiliation in the hopes that they like you?

I only tell if they ask. Trust me, when I was in London, I was asked a lot about my political affiliation.

[Mizango]

Why the fuck go through all the hassle of telling complete strangers your political affiliation in the hopes that they like you?

Church makes me wonder the same thing.

[Therin]

Yeager, did you remind them that your vote didn't actually help Obama win office since your state went to McCain?

[Yeager]

Yeager, did you remind them that your vote didn't actually help Obama win office since your state went to McCain?

Well, since my 2nd visit to London was after Obama had won election, that really didn't matter.

[oldoldman]

I only tell if they ask. Trust me, when I was in London, I was asked a lot about my political affiliation.

Anyone who determines whether or not they like you by your political affiliation can burn in hell.

[kuronosan]

Yeager, did you remind them that your vote didn't actually help Obama win office since your state went to McCain?

Careful there, that's Swampdonkey territory.