I don't know, i think some of that tales music is pretty dancy.
I don't know, i think some of that tales music is pretty dancy.
i love being a bitch, because i can drink bitch drinks without anyone invalidating my identity. mojitos are fucking delicious
one of my best friends drinks mojitos, its insanely embarrassing to be standing next to him when he orders one.
I got a long island at Friday's the other night and no one said anything, so I think I'm in the clear.
long islands really arent that feminine. i mean at least you didnt get a daquiri. also they are only like 2 bucks during happy hour at fridays. you still should have gotten a draft bud light though
light beer is more of a woman's drink than any "girly drink" and I don't care how many umbrellas or colors it has
Real men drink reagent grade ethanol.
I avoid beer whenever possible, because I've yet to find one that can compare to the sweet nectar that is rum. Slowly trying to acclimate myself to it on the simple basis of being economical when I drink in public places, but in the six months since being legally able to drink I've pretty much stuck to X & Coke with X being whisky or rum.
I'm an alcohol noob
mojitos, long island iced tea, vodka and red bull if it's getting late, and fruit martinis are better than any other garbage you might order. good news is that it only takes one of any of those for me to be anywhere from tipsy to pretty fucking drunk, so i am relatively easy on the wallet when i go out.
also i've just been told that long islands are a bitch drink. i thought it was a weird sentiment at the time
bitch drink is a misnomer because niggas wanna horde the drinks for themselves
bitch drinks are so named because they're fucking delicious and apparently alcohol is supposed to be a testament to your ability to endure pain and disgusting tastes. how dare anyone drink something that tastes delicious
Yeah, sorry. Bitch drinks are awesome. I get drunk off tasty things? What the FUCK is the problem with that? Really.
Are Mike's Hard considered bitch drinks?
I mean, I have to drink like ten to be officially 'drunk' but still, they're fucking good.
yeah, mike's hard are considered bitch drinks. generally i think anything that's fruit flavored is regarded as a bitch drink. dunno why
Fuck, better stick to my Guinness and Everclear shots then.
hell yeah, nothing more manly than alcohol poisoning