SWINE FLU, IT'S (nearly) ON! and wtf australia?

[The Stig]

BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Australia flu 'may tip pandemic'

When I read this all I can correlate to was the fact a lot of Australian women (or all of them?) are hairy down there . . .

[Qeomash]

I'm not worried unless it becomes 100% fatal and then the patients start to get back up.

[drwaffles]

It'll re-emerge in the winter, same as regular flu. One of the main reasons it was fairly underwhelming was because it reared its head in the spring/summer months - if it had spread during the cold part of the year it'd have been a much more serious problem.

[Charismatic]

please tell me that you look exactly like the girl in your avatar so that we can have sex right now

[drwaffles]

I could but it'd ruin the mystique.

[Mizango]

What's this!? A virus in Australia? Quick someone call Symantecs.

[Mizango]

God willing, this would explain Wafiks absence.

[Diamicles]

please tell me that you look exactly like the girl in your avatar so that we can have sex right now

everyone in spam looks identical to their avatars

[Mizango]

everyone in spam looks identical to their avatars

Exactly Al.

[The Stig]

Maybe this will get Top Gear Australia cancelled

[Ragnell]

Exactly Al.

Word

[Vajra]

Lethality of H1N1 Influenza Virus Increasing According to Latest Analysis of Virus Peptide Genomic Data

Boston Biotech Firm Reports First Rise in 76 Years of Replikin Count* of H1N1 Lethality Gene

BOSTON, June 10 /PRNewswire/ -- An analysis of the latest peptide genomic data for the H1N1 influenza virus indicates that the current global outbreak of H1N1 is increasing in its capacity for lethality. The new sequence data on PubMed of the past two weeks through June 10, 2009 showed an increase in the Replikin Count* of the Replikin Lethality Gene in the pB1 genomic area from a mean of 2+/-0.2 in 2008 to a mean of 3.2+/-3.7 in 2009 (p<0.001). The Replikin Count of the Lethality Gene in 836 previous H1N1 influenza virus isolates has remained essentially unchanged (at 2) since 1933.

These analyses were conducted by the Boston-based biotech firm Replikins, Ltd. (Replikins) using its FluForecast(R) software. A year ago (4/7/08), using the same software, the firm predicted the current H1N1 virus outbreak, and last month (5/23/09) an increase in the Replikin Count of the Replikin Infectivity Gene in the hemagglutinin area indicated a marked increase in infectivity of the evolving H1N1 virus.

"Last month the H1N1 genomic data indicated some bad and some good news. While it indicated an increase in the infectivity of the H1N1 virus, its lethality appeared to remain relatively low," noted Sam Bogoch, MD, PhD, chairman of Replikins Ltd. "However, the FluForecast(R) analysis of new data of the past few weeks, through June 10th, on 144 new specimens published on PubMed, indicate an increase in the current H1N1 outbreak's capacity for lethality. Since the software also permitted the automated analysis of all sequence data available on PubMed for all previous years, it was noted that this is the first such significant increase in the Replikin Count of the H1N1 Lethality Gene in 76 years. This is cause for concern and an accelerated vaccine effort."

For both the Infectivity Gene and the Lethality Gene, a significant increase in Replikin Count has invariably been followed by an increase in infectivity or lethality in influenza. While both the Replikin Infectivity Gene and the Replikin Lethality Gene have been found to act independently in all common influenza strains in human, swine, and bird hosts, both of these genes have been inhibited by the Two-Punch(TM) vaccine system.

Source: Lethality of H1N1 Influenza Virus Increasing According to Latest Analysis of Virus Peptide Genomic Data

This is their main website (marked to show the legitimacy of their tests, they also have previous tests they've done too.): Replikins

P.S. I'm not here to fight with anyone, I'm just reporting and giving out the info on important things occurring in this pandemic. There's other information that proves it's becoming more virulent, but I'll leave that to you guys to find, good choice of websites though are: http://www.swineflu.org/default.asp; and http://www.avianflutalk.com/).

Also this: Swine Flu Set to Be Declared A Pandemic Don't be alarmed/panicked, when it happens tomorrow or Friday, take it as a precaution, and just prepare and be vigilant.

[Shiroikage]

Your kind isn't wanted here.

[Howard Roark]

more garbage

fair warning, you're in spam now and we don't have to be nice to you. you will likely be crucified and if any of us had the power you would be banned deleted and hunted down and injected with H1N1.

and that's the nice version

[Ishido]

Someone argue with him, this will be fucking hilarious.

[Shiroikage]

Vajra, you are wrong and don't understand a single thing about virology.

[Kiarax]

WHO: Swine flu pandemic has begun, 1st in 41 years - Yahoo! News
We are all going to die. We should have heeded Vajra's advice all along.

[Diamicles]

stuff

how are you still not banned?

[The Blackrose]

Oh Jesus fucking H Christ.

Get the fuck out of Spam.

[Ragnell]

I suck massive cocks

Hope you get ran over