SWINE FLU, IT'S (nearly) ON! and wtf australia?

[Day]

I don't think any fleshlight owner has the nerd calling license.

[Charismatic]

Obviously wrong.

[Day]

On opposite day maybe

[Charismatic]

Now you're just making shit up...

[Sera]

http://nonrhotic.files.wordpress.com...ishchef460.jpg

WHY DIDN'T THE THREAD END HERE

[Ryko]

Nah he's right.

[Charismatic]

I live in the real world, we don't have all this fantasy shit like 'opposite day'

[Ryko]

WHY DIDN'T THE THREAD END HERE

We're talking about jerking off, you're way late to the party.

[Day]

Then I have no explanation for your incorrect assessment.

[Charismatic]

incorrect

Best be fucking trollin

[Day]

I don't troll, I'm just often misunderstood.

[Ivve]

gotta side with day on this one. real men get real poon, nerds fuck their fleshlight while watching tales videos

[Charismatic]

real men do both tbh

[Day]

Not sure how you would know that, also it's wrong.

[Charismatic]

You're fucking retarded if you think a man won't masturbate even if he's getting pussy on the regular.

[Day]

Masturbate =/= Fleshlight.

slippin dawg

[Charismatic]

Actually it's used for masturbation...

[Mizango]

You're fucking retarded if you think a man won't masturbate even if he's getting pussy on the regular.

Listen to my man right here.

[Ivve]

Masturbate =/= Fleshlight.

slippin dawg

true shit right here. there's a difference between getting the poison out and buying implements to fuck yourself tenderly

[Ivve]

do you light candles too?