After several minutes of frustratingly fruitless irritating internet searching, I've come to the conclusion that nobody has ever produced a good side-by-side comparison of men's deodorants. Good Guide has great information about what will give me cancer, and I now know everything about women's deodorant's, but unless my Google machine is busted, I think dudes are shit out of luck.
So I says to myself I says, "Why not ask some fat guys?" And by fat guys, I mean you, fatty.
I'm not concerned with scent, I'm concerned with not sweating through my shirt on the subway. And although it should go without saying, body sprays or other such nonsense are out of the question because, you know, I'm a fucking adult.
Any suggestions? Even better, any tips on what to avoid? I use Old Spice Sport now and while it's plenty sporty, I'm still plenty sweaty.
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