An old Friend was on the Colbert Report

[MarkM.]

My cousin is married to Jerry Jones (the owner of the Dallas Cowboys) niece. When they got married a few years ago in Little Rock, AR they had their reception at some gigantic country club there including an open bar. My brother-in-law and I got shitfaced because that's what you do at an open bar.

I was walking to the bathroom and saw Jerry and was in my best drunken slur "Hey you're Jerry Jones!" And he replied "Hey you're drunk!" It was pretty damn funny to the rest of my family that saw it.

Also, a friend of mine was stationed in Hawaii when they filmed the movie Pearl Harbor and was an extra in the movie.

[Mojo]

A high school friend of mine was Miss Utah and 2nd or 3rd (I can't remember) runner up for Miss USA. I really don't care though, tbh.

[Headspace]

I've played basketball with Chris Henry (from da bengals) and helped Josh Beckett at my store.

Otherwise I don't know any celebs or have been on TV (although my section tried pretty hard at the Orange Bowl)

[Stiker]

Back in college I was a student manager for ND athletics. Junior year I worked exclusively with football, meaning I was on the sidelines for every home game, so I made a few TV appearances because of that. My grandpa also used to work the sidelines for the Cowboys so I worked a couple games out there too and ended up on the tube.

Only other time I was on TV was playing in a baseball tourney out in a small ass Texas town. The team we were playing was the home town team (full of D1 prospects) and they spanked the hell out of us, but they were a big deal locally so they had a camera out there. I made the only hi-light for our team with a little tip-drill fly ball catch.

As far as people I know being on TV, my grandpa as well as the other people I knew that worked the Cowboy games I saw a lot. Same with managers that were younger than me at ND as well as the players that I became friends with. Chase Daniel went to my church back in the day as well. Think that would be about it.

[Dimmauk]

I saw a bunch of celebrites when I worked security at Planet Hollywood. I even helped a drunken Charlie Sheen to his limo, I got to stand guard and watch Salma Hayak eat. One of my ex girlfriends was Miss San Antonio, and my little brother was a prison inmate extra in Idiocracy. I also made Tommy Lee Jones a Reuben sandwich, made a latte for Dolph Lundgren, and a bagel with cream cheese for John Schneider. My Mom was in a Play that was directed by Edward James Olmos.

[Bwelch]

Ryan Adams is my second cousin.

[zoobernut]

I realized all my celebrity stories are from my dad....

He was friends with Clint Eastwood for a while Clint would eat at his restaurant frequently and my mom was friends with Clint's wife. Clint Eastwood is really really nice.

I was friends with this kid growing up his dad was Mike Tucker he was in Mighty Ducks 2. His mom Jill Eikenberry was in Law and Order amongst many other TV shows.

My dad when he was living in NY worked in theater for a time and did plays with Woody Allan and Barbara Streisand. He actually ended up in Barbara Streisands Biography there is a page about him as well as a picture.

My mom did a TV show with Tina Turner a long time ago.

I think those are all the famous person stories I have.

[Gunitsoldier]

Wish I was friends with Clint Eastwood

[Korremar]

I've been on TV 3 times; twice for a high school quiz show competition called It's Academic, and once for an early-morning cooking show called Entertaining Seafood. I was in the crowd during the shooting of Angels in the Outfield, if that counts, and I was bullshitting with John Travolta during the shooting of some movie that I don't remember, when I was pretty young.

My high school music tech teacher was cousins with Samari Rolle, which is sorta cool I guess.

[AoE]

My older brother was on an episode of The Real World Back to NY (pretty much the loudest dude hanging with Malik) and appeared on Oprah once with Cam'ron.

Used to live and know pretty well Ice T's daughter in the movie "Are We There Yet?"

Also I live across the street from Lil Kim's dad's house. Pretty cool guy.

[Cheerios]

Never been on TV except for walking in front of the news cameras at malls.

My dad was on the History Channel's "Gangland" though

[Dimmauk]

I used to live in the same apartment that the Butthole Surfers lived in. I had no idea either till Gibby Hayne's daughter came over to my place for a party and said that she used to live there.

[Trajan]

I can't believe Colbert actually let them shave his head, and I can't believe it was a presidential order!!

[Gunitsoldier]

You sure have some stories bout celebs, Dimmauk. Cool stories bro

[Dimmauk]

So didnt anyone see my old friend up there with Stephen? I seriously almost fell out of chair when I saw him.

[Jakson]

Tom Araya laughed at me once, and the brother of that Perry guy from 90210 (the old one) rented my old house in San Diego from my family when we moved to Oregon. They were dicks that flushed diapers down toilets.

So didnt anyone see my old friend up there with Stephen? I seriously almost fell out of chair when I saw him.

I saw it. Stephen has his work cut out for him; the two he was interviewing aren't laid back and willing to let mistakes in semantics slide, which is totally understandable.

[Kwijiboe]

My friends and I, while in vegas, got in a limo once and the limo driver was chatty. After a few minutes he started telling us about his girlfriend, Houston.

One of my idiot friends says, "Houston 500?"

And the limo driver, almost proud of himself says "Yea! You saw that, huh?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_(porn_star))

[Dimmauk]

You sure have some stories bout celebs, Dimmauk. Cool stories bro

Thanks. My favorite stories are the Charlie Sheen and Dolph Lundgren,

Charlie was wasted on Terminators, and I get a call to help him to his Limo, so I go downstairs and help drag him outside the private exit. This chic had been trying to get in all night, trying to give sexual favors, etc.., but she had not pass. Somehow, she got in and was draped all over Charlie. We get him in the Limo, and he motions her to come in to. LOL.

Dolph was helping train the olympic decathlon team at Trinity University, and he brought the team in for Coffee drinks. He walks up to me, and he is like twenty feet tall. He reaches in his pocket and pulls out a $100, and asks "Can you break this?" But he said it in his Ivan Drago voice, and fucking laughed hard, some of the decathlon team did too.

[Plow]

So didnt anyone see my old friend up there with Stephen? I seriously almost fell out of chair when I saw him.

I saw it, interview was really awkward. The part about "winning" the medal was hilarious, although I was a little disappointed with the way Colbert tried to save face with the snide "I win emmys, you earn medals" comment.

[Dimmauk]

I saw it, interview was really awkward. The part about "winning" the medal was hilarious, although I was a little disappointed with the way Colbert tried to save face with the snide "I win emmys, you earn medals" comment.

Yeah, Taraq was hard to understand sometimes, because he talked really fast. When he was talking about Sandstorms, I was like "WTF is he talking about?"