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  1. #21
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    i once had a broken hand and had to jerk it with my left. shit was awkward yo.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    still busted big nuts, i'm just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    btw, am I the only person who doesn't use their dominant hand to jerk it?
    Shit feels weird when I go in with teh right hand... can't ever really get off when I use my right hand.
    you're not alone. switching it up does feel good sometimes, though

  4. #24
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    I only masturbate with my right hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    you're not alone. switching it up does feel good sometimes, though
    I think I mentioned this in my thread about needing to stop, You get less control with your off-hand, but better orgasms, my guess is because the grip isn't as tight.

    But still not giving any credence to the OP for hating on my people.

  6. #26
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    i use my feet

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    I have -- nay, NEED -- to see that.

  8. #28
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    I guess I'm ambidextrous.

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    I'm a lefty, I lean left. Right hand, I prefer to call the stranger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i use my feet
    I wish I was this flexible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I only masturbate with my right hand.
    Using the hand you least use for masturbation usually has your hand flying all over the place. Instead of stroking up and down, it begins to play with your dick like a broken Nintendo 64 joystick.

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    left handers are fucking awesome. They will always be welcomed into my home.

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    And we thank you.

    And I want food.

  15. #35
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    I'm left handed.

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    I'm not safe on my island
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    I hear that gay people tend to be lefties... or so science says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I hear that gay
    Shut the hell up, kuya.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    left handers are fucking awesome. They will always be welcomed into my home.
    <- left handed, order us up some pizza bish

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    I take it back, I'm righty.

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    I don't see how you can not be left handed whilst fapping with porn on the PC. How do you skip the boring parts without using your right hand?

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