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  1. 2009-06-12 00:12 #21
    Kuya
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    Of course, you need the proper underwear to feel enticed to take a squeeze; for starters, boxers don't help.
  2. 2009-06-12 00:13 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Do you guys have like these moments, where you like, look at your package, and you like, can't help but grab it, and then you realize that you turn yourself on?
    Yeah, happened today. Then I masturbated.
  3. 2009-06-12 00:13 #23
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    100% Serious by the way, that actually happened.
  4. 2009-06-12 00:14 #24
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    I'm serious now. Was reading a book, and every now and then i looked at my junk whilst laying down. I just felt the need to grab it, at least 4 times.
  5. 2009-06-12 00:17 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Do you guys have like these moments, where you like, look at your package, and you like, can't help but grab it, and then you realize that you turn yourself on?
    I did that once, had the perfect wood, for once the male body looked every bit as damn good as a woman's, not all hairy and ugly
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Of course, you need the proper underwear to feel enticed to take a squeeze; for starters, boxers don't help.
    my paul frank briefs make me tres sexy
  6. 2009-06-12 00:17 #26
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    tres tres sexy
  7. 2009-06-12 00:19 #27
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    i wanted to like this thread because of the dicks, but i couldn't
  8. 2009-06-12 00:20 #28
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    you'd like mine



    not even trying to brag or boast, you just would
  9. 2009-06-12 00:21 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Do you guys have like these moments, where you like, look at your package, and you like, can't help but grab it, and then you realize that you turn yourself on?
    The secret truth is that all men get off on narcissism.

    Spoiler: show
    Actually that's not a secret at all, but I didn't want to have to be the one to say it even though I now am. Men don't cum during sex cause of their girl, it's because they know they're the fucking king.
  10. 2009-06-12 00:22 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    you'd like mine

    not even trying to brag or boast, you just would
    You should put your dick where her mouth is.
  11. 2009-06-12 00:38 #31
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    Well, the idea of being a beast in bed and being the one who is fucking is something that a lot of guys get off on. Don't know if you were serious or not though.

    I think i will end admiring my package for today, and continue this business tomorrow.
  12. 2009-06-12 01:10 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    You should put your dick where her mouth is.
    this was the first one i found clever in a while. gj skirkington.
  13. 2009-06-12 02:43 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    You should put your dick where her mouth is.
    I love it when Skirkle is subtle, seriously

    gets me every time haha, no one else can do it

    If you know what I mean™
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