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  1. 2009-06-12 14:38 #1
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    God is real

    According to my definitions.


    Prove me................. eh, I bored myself.

    I really shouldn't click submit new thread.


    but



    am I gonna do it?





    suspense is killing me






    Yea i'm gonna do it.




    I bet you didn't think I'd do it.
  2. 2009-06-12 14:39 #2
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    Darwin is realer
  3. 2009-06-12 14:40 #3
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    WATER IS LETHAL
  4. 2009-06-12 14:46 #4
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    Tazers that shoot spiders filled with little waterboards is more real and lethal.
  5. 2009-06-12 14:48 #5
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    YOU MUST BE FOR THE USE OF TAZERS OR YOU DON"T CARE ABOUT OLD PEOPLE GETTING HIT BY TRUCKS
  6. 2009-06-12 14:54 #6
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    I BELIEVE IN OLD WOMEN'S RIGHTS TO VERBALLY ABUSE ANYONE. INCLUDING COPS. AND YOUNGER PEOPLE IN GENERAL.
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    VERBAL ABUSE MUST BE MET WITH THE MOST VIOLENT OF ATTACKS. IT"S POLICE RIGHTS.
  8. 2009-06-12 14:56 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    VERBAL ABUSE MUST BE MET WITH THE MOST VIOLENT OF ATTACKS. IT"S POLICE RIGHTS.
    FASCIST NAZI COP LOVER!
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    NOT PERSONAL ATTACK
  10. 2009-06-12 14:57 #10
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    YOU ALSO SMELL
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    Darwinism.
  12. 2009-06-12 19:25 #12
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    Darwinism faggot.
  13. 2009-06-12 22:26 #13
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    I politely beg to differ and plan to present evidence to the contrary.
  14. 2009-06-13 03:45 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darwinism View Post
    I politely beg to differ and plan to present evidence to the contrary.
    God is going to kill your daughter if you do that
  15. 2009-06-13 05:51 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    God is going to kill your daughter if you do that
    As a matter of fact, this unfortunate event was the catalyst that spurred me to throw myself into my work. I cannot live in a world where a benevolent God would allow children to die, so I must disprove him for my own peace of mind.

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    God damn, haven't you read my biography?
  16. 2009-06-13 07:05 #16
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    Why do hangovers suck darwin? Is my body trying to naturally select me!!!!!!!!!!!?
  17. 2009-06-13 07:14 #17
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    It's naturally deselecting Saturday mornings.
  18. 2009-06-13 07:33 #18
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    Actually it's the alcohol that's part of my natural selection process. Hangovers work against my purpose. You should continue drinking today.

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