The truth...

[Kipling]

.

[Rocl]

hey uryuu is a dickriding faggot on jackyl

its pretty cool to idolize someone on a vidya game

[Day]

I'm actually impressed with myself that I have him so butthurt he thinks it's funny my mother might die, I mean that's gotta be some kind of record.

[Cheerios]

You know someone would've said it if it wasn't him anyways

[Rocl]

i can't give sympathy to day cause it'd ruin my persona, but i'm not gonna be a total douchenozzle about it

suffice to say uryuu i hope you get penis cancer and one day while you're whacking it to obese granny tranny porn, you push the tumor out of your own urethra, but that's not even the worst part, the tumor is so fucking huge it gets lodged in your eye because you're trying to catch your load in your mouth like a huge faggot fucker, and so this penis tumor goes straight through your eye and into your fucking brain, ocular cavity penetration you. nah dawg, you ain't to the bad part yet- this tumor is all nice and lodged in your brain right, and you're fucking bleeding out your eye hole and your goddamn penis in your mother's basement then your mother comes downstairs with your fucking hot pocket like 3 hours later, and she manages to get you to a hospital, by some act of god (or so you'd think) you haven't died of blood loss, instead you're a human vegetable for the rest of your life and your mother has double dildo breast cancer, in fact, it's so severe she drops dead trying to revive you by sucking the evil spirits out your ass because the double dildo tumors made their way to her brain, so you're fucking brainless (more so than you are already), pants down with your mother's face in your ass, and then an "angel of mercy" nurse tries to kill you with some fucking lethal injection, except she's retarded and manages to stab herself with the fucking morphine and kill herself without realizing. the catholic church, seeing as you've killed two perfectly good breedan women (well maybe not your mom), fucking sentences you to death, and your consciousness returns just in time for the execution, but since they think you're a fucking vegetable, they decided to kill you painfully to show all the non-believers, so they flay your skin off and then burn you the fuck alive- but you still don't fucking die, you just look like the Freddy Krueger, so they nail your ass up to a cross and spear you until you finally draw your last breath

then world peace happens and everyone lives in harmony until a space tornado destroys earth 5,000,000,000 years later

[Day]

Actually I don't know too many people butthurt enough to go that low.

[Day]

Rocl storytime is awesome.

[Rocl]

I had to decide between "granny tranny porn" or "tranny granny porn".

it was a hard call

[Day]

I think you made the right decision.

[Bagel]

The truth is I'm not nearly as cool as I am on the internet, as evidenced by the fact that I'm at home @11 o'clock on a Saturday night.

[Bagel]

To be fair though, I went out and had dinner with friends.

[Bagel]

Friends being those things Uryuu doesn't have

[Kuya]

Saturday?

[Conrad]

It's Friday.

[Bagel]

OH FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK TODAY

[Day]

What are the lotto numbers while you're posting from Saturday?

[Conrad]

I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

[Day]

Oh fuck you guys.

[Kuya]

I think Bagel is not funny at all. In fact, i think he's negafunny.

[Bagel]

What are the lotto numbers while you're posting from Saturday?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5