Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Shouldn't the meteorite have made his hand explode or gone straight through...? Wtf is this? Bounces off flesh and makes a foot long crater in the ground?? That should have worked like a bullet... a really strong one. >.>;
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yep, only 2 people in the history of everything that has ever existed ever....ever have been hit by meteorites. 1/100mil is the chance you have to win the lottery, or be struck by lightening, or; win the lottery while being struck by lightning and juggling the arc of the covenant, the dead sea scrolls, and the real moon landing photos. Whatever insane jackass that came up with 1/100mil needs to have his head examined, or imploded. I know this from having been an astronomer and having seen many fucked up statistics in my time.
A better article I found.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...83_468x635.jpg
I'd throw a rock at him if I was god, look at that stupid grin.
Even god throws rocks at gingers.
Edit: ha, didn't see the text. Looks like we were thinking the same thing.
Now I wish he really had been hit by a meteorite at 30,000 MPH.
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Wait right there.