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  1. #1
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    How to respond to a BG relationship problem topic

    You have a few options:

    1. "you can do it man, bitches love confidence!" but this is getting used in every topic and it really devalues the forum

    2. deride the author for having feelings for someone. remember, feelings are for pussies and/or faggots

    3. ask for pics. but this is also a stock response that gets used in any thread referencing a female and it really devalues the forum


    It's important to maintain a tone saturated with machismo and chauvinistic "charm". your chief goal, aside from deriding the author, is to deride the female(s) involved as being crazy (because women can't be rational, like feelingless superior men) and allude to the truism that the only reason for relationships with them is sex.

    I hope this helps you confused, shitty, meme spamming spam posters who happen to spill over into general on occasion.

  2. #2
    Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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    4. Tell him to remove himself from the gene pool in the name of Darwin.

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    Banned.

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    thanks for the advice breh

  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    4. Tell him to remove himself from the gene pool in the name of Darwin.
    All Praise and Wisdom unto Him.

  5. #5
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    Guys, these sarcastic responses are really compromising the integrity of the forum, I wish you would all just please be serious and stop saying words.

  6. #6
    Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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    Sera, stop devaluing shit.

  7. #7
    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    thanks for the advice breh
    People say "thanks" way too much in these forums. It's really getting annoying and hopefully the mods will do something about it.

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    Jellysaurus Rex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    Sera, stop devaluing shit.

    i would, but my synergy levels are dangerously low right now :/

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    Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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    Do not make me ask you twice, woman.

  10. #10
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    SYNERGY!?

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    Jellysaurus Rex
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    LIKE A BOSS

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    Death by snoo snoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    People say "thanks" way too much in these forums. It's really getting annoying and hopefully the mods will do something about it.
    ^

    this

    lol

    Darwinism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    SYNERGY!?

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    I'm so lonely.

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    THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU
    Avatar of Fury.

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    Oh so ronrey.

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