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    Ahem monsieur; do I tell her or do I not tell her?(Relationship shit.)

    well i got this girl right and i fuck the shit out of her and make her bend over backwards for me but she has this annoying ex that is obsessed with her and it's fucking creepy. anyway i don't really like this girl anymore and i don't talk to her but she won't leave me the fuck alone. well i started bangin this girl's fine ass sister too and this ex bf guy thinks he's the white knight of irl and thinks he can beat my ass cuz i'm fucking around with 2 women.

    i wish this girl actually liked her ex just because then she'll get off my fucking back jesus christ what an annoying cunt yap yap yap all fucking day about wanting to talk to me on the phone and shit all the god damn time i mean ok girl you're tight as shit cuz my dick is huge and your ex was inferior but that's all you have going for you.

    what do i do

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    tl;dr

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    Get AIDS and give it to them all.

    Darw-

    No wait that doesn't work.

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    FIRST

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    Ksandra Needs To Post Tits
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    Did I hit home with my post?

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    Bring up some memories?

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    You mad..?

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    Ya.. you mad..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
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    me and my ex-fiancee broke up a year ago because I am physically unable to please a woman, and in that time she got pounded by 9 guys
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    Oh, okay.

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    so mad

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    I'm very mad.

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    GALAPAGOS SPIDER

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    i wonder if kill myself i'll come back as a guy like the one my ex is getting pounded by
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    nope

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    Can come back as one of his STDs.

    A crab maybe.

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    Oh you are so clever.

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    still better than the life i'm living now

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    How can I help you?

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