The Recent Break Up Club

[Azkarin2]

so i got abj today for like 20 mintues and i could cum? any problems with me? she was all go nothing away from her norm

lol I read that as I got a Abjuration today... Fuck this game.

[Iono]

WTH does "She was all go nothing away from her norm" mean?

[Kajii]

so i got a bj today for like 20 minutes and i couldnt cum? any problems with me? she was all go nothing away from her norm

just building endurance


it's a good thing

[Silviya]

Why not just directly tell her you'd rather not answer a particular question until you know each other better? It doesn't seem like being odd/manipulative is really necessary or beneficial there when the truth about your feelings on the situation would serve just as well.

True, and I have/do responded that way. I'm usually very straight forward, but sometimes I just like to be a little odd/manipulative/mysterious for for the sake of a little variety.

[_chuchu]

WTH does "She was all go nothing away from her norm" mean?

sounds like she's a freak

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I allowed her back over to get her stuff. Shit hit the fan. She smelled more drunk than I am, which is a damn accomplishment. She went nuts and began smashing everything. the police just left my house. Im not one to bother them, but fuck that.

I lost;
a laptop
2 picture frames (glass everywhere)
a coffee mug
my perfectly unstained carpet (so much for asking people to take their shoes off, my shits got a big coffee stain now)
1 Technique 1200 turntable - and i loved it. dont know if I can fix it, she broke the platter.

She's texting me as I write this. Last was "dont do this baby, can I sleep there"



Nite people. Another day in the life man.

She broke your Tech 12?!

I know if someone touched, let alone break, my tables/gear there would be world motherfucking war III declared.

[Elites]

jesus christ, crucify the bitch. I hate when people take their anger out on breaking shit, just HIT THE PERSON.

[Azalee]

Broke up with a guy recently... We were friends for years and kind of always toyed with the idea of dating, finally got around to it and I decided it wasn't what I really wanted. He also annoyed me in a relationship. I am also just finishing school, don't have a job, etc, and don't really feel the need to even be in a relationship at the moment. Boys suck.

[Royal]

Don't worry, you will find another e-relationship soon.

[Milks]

Just broke up with my girlfriend of 10 months today. She was a great girl, and still is, but I just feel like the relationship was at a plateau and it was just...boring. Great sex, got it in her pooper even. We both agreed to break it off and just try and be friends...if we miss each other, we can still get back together. I'm kinda sad about it, but at the same time relieved. Had a great time with her.

[antihero]

a chick that lets you fuck her in the ass is an unequivocal keeper, get her back before someone else starts using her anus as a cock holster

[Milks]

a chick that lets you fuck her in the ass is an unequivocal keeper, get her back before someone else starts using her anus as a cock holster

i honestly do still want the relationship, i just feel like it's not so great. why bother being in a relationship that isn't working? i love her, but i don't think the relationship was meant to be.

[Tsuko_Asura]

As a queer with limited female sexual interaction, humor me, but what's the big deal with fucking a girl in the ass?

[_chuchu]

As a queer with limited female sexual interaction, humor me, but what's the big deal with fucking a girl in the ass?

feels good man

[Tsuko_Asura]

Does it really have enough of a pleasure-edge to be worth all the hassle?

Again, humor me. I have yet to, and don't really plan to ever be inside of a female.

[Daydreamer]

Does it really have enough of a pleasure-edge to be worth all the hassle?

Again, humor me. I have yet to, and don't really plan to ever be inside of a female.

The vag feels better. On a non-whore it's tight all the way down, not just at the entrance. The whole anal thing is just about dominance. It's a mental thing really, but damn it's satisfying.

[Milks]

The vag feels better. On a non-whore it's tight all the way down, not just at the entrance. The whole anal thing is just about dominance. It's a mental thing really, but damn it's satisfying.

This. If you can get the girl in the ass, you've pretty much won the war.

[Jerseyprophet]

She broke your Tech 12?!

I know if someone touched, let alone break, my tables/gear there would be world motherfucking war III declared.

Woman know where our jugulars (sp) are man and they go for it. Whatever will hurt us.

This is my ex-gf, but my daughter is from my ex-wife. THAT one is the evil bitch of the abyss. She does the same as this one did breakin my turntable, but uses my own child to fuck with me. I get my baby on weekends - and occasionally because shes having her montly time where she bleeds acid out of her demon snizz she'll randomly call and say I dont "get to see her" because she made plans instead with a kid from school for a playdate, etc. - which is why I got paperwork to remind her that its not an OPTION.


Fuckin woman. I'm tellin ya, if I could afford the 8 grand I'd get a real doll and call this shit quits.

[Brill Weave]

demon snizz /snicker

[Kajii]

feels good man

a better answer. there is none.