The Recent Break Up Club

[Abandon]

Broke the Tech 12? Only one solution. Tombstone Piledriver.

[volcanicweather]

I think I would be a lost puppy if someone broke my Tech 12's =(

[sadface]

I think I would be a lost puppy if someone broke my Tech 12's =(

true that

[Jerseyprophet]

I pay my bills with my turntables. She broke one. I have several ; ;

In fact, I have 4 Technique 1200s (3 if you wanna rub a salt in the wound), 2 Gemini and 1 Numark USB interfaced TT.

Nigga aint out of business.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I love my two SL-1210M5Gs and I would toss a bitch out the door for dinking around on my tables and I don't even DJ professionally.

I guess it'd be like some chick sticking her hand around in your mint 67 Mustang.

[Howard Roark]

was listening to some lowkey songs this afternoon and thought of this thread, I'll just leave this here for you

Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane (Lou Reed Cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o

Mazzy Star - Fade into You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWvEXChflEE

[archibaldcrane]

what's the big deal with fucking a girl in the ass?

When you look down, and see a girl's asshole stretched around your cock, it's...

...it's a fucking rush man. Psychologically, it's fucking great.

[Howard Roark]

oh, and guys: you definitely do marry the one that'll take it, just not the one that does on the 1st date

[archibaldcrane]

you definitely do marry the one that'll take it

lol the one

[Howard Roark]

I've only managed to find one girl who was into it, you're a lucky man if you've found more than 1

[archibaldcrane]

Depends of course on what you consider actually completing the act, but...3 all out, and 2 "oh baby let's try it ow that hurts stop".

Most of them were on the woman's request.

Just be careful it can be messy and it's fucking gross (happened my first time)

[volcanicweather]

I like how breaking up with chicks makes guys talk about doing said chicks in the butt

[Gunitsoldier]

I like how breaking up with chicks makes guys talk about doing said chicks in the butt

I don't know you but I like how you think. A+, would rate again.




Wait.

[Yuri-G]

nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the room when it comes to anal sex: the poop.

honestly, it's not very sexy, but anyone who's about to get fucked in the ass should really take an enema first. I'm just saying, it prevents some pretty disgusting problems.

[Gunitsoldier]

Friend of mine keeps sharing stories about him having anal sex with his girlfriend and the had to throw up when his dick was covered in shit the first time.



PS: His girlfriend is a midget.

[Day]

Just be careful it can be messy and it's fucking gross (happened my first time)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_qUG4rz5J_do/...ppy-762578.JPG

[Yuri-G]

Friend of mine keeps sharing stories about him having anal sex with his girlfriend and the had to throw up when his dick was covered in shit the first time.



PS: His girlfriend is a midget.

see? if she'd washed that ass out this would never have happened.

take it from a pro.

[Howard Roark]

to bring this discussion back into context, my currrent gf and I used to be pretty chatoic, very off-again on-again, and one of the things I knew I'd miss was the fact thatshe's a champ in bed, and will not only do anal, but she's the one that said hey let's do this

after I broke up with her "for good" lol... I kinda figured it was pretty unlikely I'd find a chick into that again


in all fairness it was a lot more than just the sex that got us back together but sometimes there's that one-that-got-away and goddamn you miss that good sex

[Sythe]

Ya know outta all the girls ive done in the butt only 1 was messy but even that wasnt completly covered in crap. Guess ive been lucky.

[archibaldcrane]

Ya know outta all the girls i've done in the butt only 1 was messy

Same here.