Massage Parlors

[Pikarya]

The place had the proper documentation on the walls for the health regulations and permits,

http://i42.tinypic.com/t03olk.jpg

and also a logo for the local police department on the wall which is why I assumed it was a normal place like the other place I went to.

http://i42.tinypic.com/t03olk.jpg

[BRP]

Why do you hate women so much?

[_chuchu]

Let us know if your friend meets an inspector there next week and what he tries to say to his way out of it

[Pringles]

Let us know if your friend meets an inspector there next week and what he tries to say to his way out of it

So...I shouldn't ever go back to that place again I'm guessing

[_chuchu]

So...I shouldn't ever go back to that place again I'm guessing

you got it

[Pringles]

Dang, oh well the massage was still amazing even without the happy ending. Sucks that I didn't realize what kind of place it was until it was too late. Guess it's back to going to my friends place.

[tyven]

i would bet that something like 75% of all massage parlors are rub & tugs

[Blarg]

What did you pay before you even got the massage? (ie before the tip)

[Pringles]

$60

[Maguspk]

100 bucks for a handjob from a stranger...hmmm. Worth it if she's cute, not worth it if she's not.

[Blarg]

Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper. I don't have a clue what one would cost but I think 100 would get you a lot more than a hj from a decent looking one.

[Shiroikage]

$120, guys.

[Shiroikage]

Don't trust Magus to do math.

[Pringles]

I spent a total of $110, 60 for massage and a 50 tip, and she was very cute. Nice body, young, all her teeth and they were straight and white to top it off. Expensive handjob yea, but I went in with the intent for a massage, so in theory I paid 20 for the handjob, since I was planning on tipping her 30-40 anyways through the massage.

[Maguspk]

Don't trust Magus to do math.

30-40+60 = 100, faggot. He didn't have to tip 60 he did it because he felt obliged. Don't you ever correct me on math over the internet, do it to my face and see what happens.

[Pringles]

No he was right with the math, I tipped 50 not 60, my previous post wasn't correct on it. I took 140 out of the ATM before going and I have 30 dollars left in my wallet. So I'm pretty sure I tipped 50. Was kinda still in a daze when I went into my wallet to hand her the money for the massage. I just counted money until she said okay

[Blarg]

Both half right. 100 dollars would have bought a hj but it also seemed like magus was commenting on what you paid as well.

[Maguspk]

Both half right. 100 dollars would have bought a hj but it also seemed like magus was commenting on what you paid as well.

¡Exacta!

[Blarg]

Sorry, I should have said.. shiro 51% right, magus 49%.

[Pringles]

Math isn't my strongest suit but I guess what you're saying makes sense. All I know is I'm $110 poorer and I had a great massage and a good handjob from a hot asian chick. Can't really complain too much about it, in the end it doesn't matter. I have a good amount of money in my savings, and I can play off spending the money as a bday present to myself.

As for hookers, I wouldn't want to stick my penis inside her. Her hands with lotion are one thing, mouth/vagina are a different boat. But when on a trip to Vegas, my friend called one of those card clickers cards, and they told him it's 100 to send a girl from the agency, and then full service would cost him 500, so that might be high but IDK seems like a lot.