I'm eating crazy bread

[_chuchu]

the little caesars here had to sell-out about 3 years ago because they weren't getting enough money. Some family bought the place, and buys the exact recipes from Little Caesars. Best part? everything is fucking cheaper, tastes the same, and is FUCKING CHEAP. Crazy bread? $3 bitch. Three medium pizzas? $10 BITCH. FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHA

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[Shiroikage]

What he said.

[AkashiXI]

Fuck me all you want, we can use crazy bread as double sided dildos as we spread moist, warm, chewy cheese off of the pizza and onto our chests. After we're done fornicating with the delicious breadsticks, we will rub our throbbing members between a folded pepperoni pizza.

ALL OF WILL COST LIKE $7 HAHAHAHAHA

[AkashiXI]

I'm so buying Cheezers tomorrow.

[Blarg]

How much is crazy bread now? When I was in hs every friday was crazy bread day and it was just 2 bucks for 8 of them.

[Blarg]

correction

it was just a toonie for 8 of them

[Howard Roark]

correction

it was just a toonie for 8 of them

represent

[Howard Roark]

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[Blarg]

Look at that sexy fucking coin, I just want to pop the middle part out and fuck it for hours.

[Ivve]

i thought i would point this out since none of you heathens seem to have picked up on this shit: you don't serve a "three course meal" on one plate. three courses != three food items on the plate, faggots. what the fuck is wrong with you people? Meal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

god damn you know it's sad when i have to be the one to drop some elegance and class on you uncivilized bastards

[Blarg]

Maybe he got up to go to the bathroom to have sex with a waitress and when he came back all 3 courses were on the table at the same time and to save space he put them all onto the same plate out of courtesy for his fellow patrons. Did you ever think that was the case before you stepped out of line there?

[Howard Roark]

i thought i would point this out since none of you heathens seem to have picked up on this shit: you don't serve a "three course meal" on one plate. three courses != three food items on the plate, faggots. what the fuck is wrong with you people? Meal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

god damn you know it's sad when i have to be the one to drop some elegance and class on you uncivilized bastards

pardon my misnomer madame, I have in fact had a 7 course meal, on 7 dishes, served to me at 7 points with accompanying drinks (all matched appropriately for palate)

most expensive valentine's day ever

[Ivve]

howard, let's date. blarg, i think you just called howard a minute man or cost a waitress her job. how does it feel to be the wrecker of lives and self esteem?

[Ivve]

and howard i'm more concerned that all this time went by and nobody else pointed that out. cretins

[Blarg]

I don't know any place that puts out 3 servings in 1 minute. Thats a good 30 mins there. Maybe howard had to have sex with her to induce labor to save her life, why do you always look for the bad in him? Besides I only wreck that which is already broken yet no one has noticed it as so.

[Ivve]

i guess it depends on the place; my favorite multi-course restaurant is the melting pot so 3 courses in 30 minutes is rushing it. also baby if the waitress is in the bathroom for 30+ minutes, she doesn't have a job when she comes out. unless you're telling me he fucks the loser waitress that nobody wants to be seated with. now look. you've put howard in a public bathroom with a loser. why do you always give him the shit end of the stick?

[Ivve]

i do agree with your KFC bowl sentiment, however. i do not like for my dishes to touch. i eat the rice on the side with my chinese.

[Blarg]

Uhh maybe because this waitress has an identical twin who also works there so it's hard to realize when she is gone. Plus this place is huge so being down 1 server doesn't make a big difference. He fucked her because she was going to die if he didn't induce labor AND because she had a great ass. I am commending him for his noble actions and defending him from your attacks so I'm being the nice one here.

[Ivve]

now you've reached so far your arms are dislocated. i told you this would happen.

[Blarg]

Sometimes the truth is hard to believe.