I'm eating crazy bread

[Ivve]

also it makes no sense that losing a waitress during an incredibly busy time won't make a difference

also you made him fuck the pregnant twin, what kind of shit deal is that? gross, brah. pregnancy definitely falls under the fat chick rule unless it's your own spawn

[Blarg]

I said it was a big place not a busy one. Big implying lots and lots of servers so losing 2% of your serving staff won't be noticed. You keep missing the fact that he saved her life by fucking her, a nice guy like him would feel obligated to do that but since she had a great ass he got to fuck her doggy style so he got to save a life and have sex without seeing the stomach.

[Blarg]

Howard will back me up on this story unless he forgot it happened.

[Ivve]

honestly the size of the restaurant really has no bearing on whether or not you'll be missed. if you've got a table to serve, you've got a table to serve. they're probably going to call the manager if you're gone for 30+ minutes.

also that pregnant shit is fucking disgusting no matter what kind of spin you're trying to put on it. horrible things are probably emerging from her pussy as you're fucking her -- especially if you're trying to induce labor. and why are you doing such a thing in a restaurant? there's no medical team present, so he's endangering her life more than sending her to a hospital and letting it work itself out.

rly didn't think it through brah

[Blarg]

honestly the size of the restaurant really has no bearing on whether or not you'll be missed. if you've got a table to serve, you've got a table to serve. they're probably going to call the manager if you're gone for 30+ minutes.

also that pregnant shit is fucking disgusting no matter what kind of spin you're trying to put on it. horrible things are probably emerging from her pussy as you're fucking her -- especially if you're trying to induce labor. and why are you doing such a thing in a restaurant? there's no medical team present, so he's endangering her life more than sending her to a hospital and letting it work itself out.

rly didn't think it through brah

this is a catered event paid for by rich people in a castle so there are many servers for each table. I'm sorry you look down on saving the life of a mom and her child because it may or may not be 'icky' He is doing it in a restaurant because she is an immigrant and she doesn't have insurance so this is the best way.

[Blarg]

I'm not 'thinking it through' because it's the truth btw.

[Ivve]

you're damn right i look down on it because it's icky. i also only advocate saving the cute animals.

[Tricen]

How crazy is it

[Ivve]

it's pretty crazy. on a scale of 1 to 10 it's lohan

[Tricen]

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[Ivve]

not just lindsay, either. i just mean the family as a whole and all the craziness that just radiates from the name

[Howard Roark]

howard, let's date.

now you've reached so far your arms are dislocated. i told you this would happen.

Howard will back me up on this story unless he forgot it happened.

this has been the most exhilarating conversation about actual events in my life that I have ever almost been a part of

[Shiroikage]

Fucking love this exchange.
Almost makes up for the glory hole thread.

[Conrad]

oh my god I found a little caesar's nearby

afk

[Charismatic]

I'm eating sane bread because you are what you eat.

[Ksandra]

Guys that don't eat marinara with crazy bread are just in the closet about how good the sauce can taste.


fuck eating it plain.

[Conrad]

om nom nom nom

[Zalius]

i work in little caesars

who wants to know stuff

[_chuchu]

i work in little caesars

who wants to know stuff

ask a littlecaesarsfag anything tiem?

[Conrad]

There is nothing you could tell me that would make that place any less enticing.