Sabotage the attempts for lulz

[Odon]

My douche bag friends are so very adamant about finding me someone to date they are 'forcing' me to go on a couple of blind dates over the course of the next few weeks because they feel it will make me happy.

I do not want a relationship.
I do not care about this bullshit.
This will make me much more happier

You tell me how to fuck up the date.

I will do it and post results.
I will do my best to take pictures, video, or sound recordings of the events.

Nothing that will get me thrown in jail or arrested as I cannot afford it.

They are shooting for 4 dates I think, 1 on Friday and Saturday night for two weeks.

Ready steady go.

[Sera]

shit your pants. date over.

[Sera]

Also this thread reminds me of
Group X - Bang Bang Bang | Flash Videos

[Shiroikage]

I love this idea and I need to think on this.

[Odon]

Yes, do you. And no I'm not shitting my pants.

[drwaffles]

Do something that doesn't allow for lots of opportunity for conversation, and in itself provides plenty of conversation for later on. A movie is the perfect choice.

[Sera]

Yes, do you. And no I'm not shitting my pants.

pussy

[_chuchu]

Tell them you still wet and shit the bed

[_chuchu]

Tell them you still wet and shit the bed

and do this from the start

[drwaffles]

Oh, sabotage? Walk up to them and squeeze their boobs before you say anything. If they don't run a mile they're obviously up for it so any outcome can be considered a victory.

[Sera]

My bf says to wear the "I fuck on the first date" shirt

[Odon]

I have a shirt that says I [heart] Hot Moms! would that work?

[_chuchu]

I have a shirt that says I [heart] Hot Moms! would that work?

no

[_chuchu]

You can say that you would like to have a daughter so that you could eventually fuck her too

[Odon]

I'll keep that in mind.

[Blarg]

You are a post op tranny. If that doesn't scare the girl away then you have a keeper cause she will do anything.

Bring a laptop/blackberry and just post on bg the whole time.

[Tricen]

YouTube - WKUK Fart Noises

Seriously

[Reinah]

Show serious emotional issues and hold her hand and get super close and be like... "So what do you think our kids are going to be like?" "Our house is going to be amazing." "What kind of pets do you want us to have? I can see us with 20 cats, a horse, two donkeys, and a hamster."


Or say... "I think I might be gay."

[Ohaigaiz]

this thread is pointless because you're going to try and impress this girl either way because you're a pathetic pussy

[Aeowin]

Bring a laptop/blackberry and just post on bg the whole time.

^this

Or don't show up and tell her your fish was set on fire.