Sabotage the attempts for lulz

[Howard Roark]

the obvious answer of course is to blatantly record the whole thing with a video camera, do this how you please:

-handheld asian tourist type deal
-av club giant relic of a camera
-giant hat/flower/clock-necklace containing not-so-hidden camera

feel free to tell her you are into that in terms of taping things, although personally I think this takes away from the humor

then throw some honesty into the mix, all while taping, and tell her flat out you don't want a relationship, some action would be fun but not a priority, and the fact that a few nights of hilarious sabotage would be more enjoyable -- hell, take her aside and tell her what's up to further "Punk" your friends (a la Ashton Kutcher)

[Ohaigaiz]

you can't be obvious in whatever you decide to do although i still think you'll pussy out

[_chuchu]

Buy a small mouse trap
Tell her that you're a masochist
Set it, place your tongue on it, and forget it:

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[pohibaba]

I think the best lulz you could get is to connect with one of the girls, get into a really healthy relationship, and eventually get married to her while your friends are still loser bachelors.

[The Stig]

Sit in front of girl:

"My mission, is to protect you." or "Come with me if you want to live."

[Beckwin]

have dinner or coffee or whatever, but keep one hand down your pants at all times.

[The Stig]

my suggestion might be somewhat geeky but just keep up the robotic act, maybe she'll try to "break" you into becoming more human

[Beckwin]

have your date at a tabletop gaming store. bring some mountain dew and cheetos to eat out front before and after you go in.

[Beckwin]

get a female friend to show up with you and say, "Hey, you must be _____. I'm glad my buddy set this up- it's really hard to find girls who are into threesomes!"

[gamez]

Show up in cardboard body armor and drag her to your restaurant of choice riding in a fridge box chariot along the sidewalk.

[Ivve]

adjust your junk over and over, like every couple of minutes or so. if you're having dinner, keep standing up to do it.

[Tricen]

YouTube - WKUK Fart Noises

Seriously

Seriously seriously

[Beckwin]

show up in drag

[Beckwin]

and then adjust your junk while making fart noises

[Day]

this thread is pointless because you're going to try and impress this girl either way because you're a pathetic pussy

^

get a female friend to show up with you and say, "Hey, you must be _____. I'm glad my buddy set this up- it's really hard to find girls who are into threesomes!"

this

adjust your junk over and over, like every couple of minutes or so. if you're having dinner, keep standing up to do it.

that

or.. just disagree with every statement she makes, say she's wrong even when she's not, ask her questions about what she likes and always say "hmm... I disagree" or "Hmmm... that sounds awful", try to make her pay as well, or at least pay for herself.

[Day]

Ryko would call that Daywinism btw

[Not Kuno]

As soon as she does any physical contant or says something sexyish, do the jizz in your pants face/motions. Bonus points if you do it randomly.

[Mizango]

Sit in front of girl:

"My mission, is to protect you." or "Come with me if you want to live."

I am totally kicking myself for never ever using those lines. Fuck!

[Dimmauk]

My douche bag friends are so very adamant about finding me someone to date they are 'forcing' me to go on a couple of blind dates over the course of the next few weeks because they feel it will make me happy.

I do not want a relationship.
I do not care about this bullshit.
This will make me much more happier

You tell me how to fuck up the date.

I will do it and post results.
I will do my best to take pictures, video, or sound recordings of the events.

Nothing that will get me thrown in jail or arrested as I cannot afford it.

They are shooting for 4 dates I think, 1 on Friday and Saturday night for two weeks.

Ready steady go.

What will happen if the girl is really hot? You might want to plan for the unexpected, like you actually are interested in her. Nah, who am I kidding? You are a fag, and she will more than likely think you are repulsive anyways. I have the feeling you would have to fuck anything up, she probably wont be interested anyways. Unless, you friends paid her to fuck you. Which would mean you have awesome friends, but I doubt you do.

[Dimmauk]

Or, just ask if she wants to fuck the bullshit part of the date, and just get down to fucking.

This might work, results may vary.