Sabotage the attempts for lulz

[Gergall]

What will happen if the girl is really hot? You might want to plan for the unexpected, like you actually are interested in her. Nah, who am I kidding? You are a fag, and she will more than likely think you are repulsive anyways. I have the feeling you would have to fuck anything up, she probably wont be interested anyways. Unless, you friends paid her to fuck you. Which would mean you have awesome friends, but I doubt you do.

Then this whole thread would be his defense mechanism to protect himself from being rejected.

[Ohaigaiz]

Then this whole thread would be his defense mechanism to protect himself from being rejected.

'she was super hot i mean god dat ass but you guys were all do this do that and i didn't even bother considering ohaigaiz's opinion because even if he's right for some reason agreeing with him makes your dick smaller'

etc

[Ryko]

[Gergall]

ohaigaiz: pretty much what im expecting but i gotta be honest, im looking forward to it. im easily entertained if you cant tell

[Charismatic]

'she was super hot i mean god dat ass but you guys were all do this do that and i didn't even bother considering ohaigaiz's opinion because even if he's right for some reason agreeing with him makes your dick smaller'

etc

it really does, no one should every agree with you for this reason

[Charismatic]

Well, also because you're generally wrong... but w/e

[BRP]

learn to have a dick and tell your friends to fuck off.

[Dimmauk]

learn to have a dick and tell your friends to fuck off.

Or tell them the truth, you like Dick.

[Odon]

What will happen if the girl is really hot? You might want to plan for the unexpected, like you actually are interested in her. Nah, who am I kidding? You are a fag, and she will more than likely think you are repulsive anyways. I have the feeling you would have to fuck anything up, she probably wont be interested anyways. Unless, you friends paid her to fuck you. Which would mean you have awesome friends, but I doubt you do.

My friends don't know enough hot females that are single to pull that off.
Even if they did, if you didn't read my other bitch thread, does it REALLY seem like I'm in a position where I need to be attempting to date someone? No. It doesn't.

Then this whole thread would be his defense mechanism to protect himself from being rejected.

Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck out.

learn to have a dick and tell your friends to fuck off.

Then I wouldn't be able to have fun doing this since these dates are obviously going to get back to them and ultimately piss them off more than just not doing it. God you are so fucking stupid sometimes

..Yeah

[Odon]

Back to the topic at hand, Ryko you should show up on one of them and help fuck with her.

[Ryko]

This sounds like a great idea.

[Dimmauk]

I still think you should do this

Or, just ask if she wants to fuck the bullshit part of the date, and just get down to fucking.

This might work, results may vary.

It would be good for your self-confidence to get laid finally.

[Odon]

I got laid last Friday.

[Odon]

But if she's hot I have no problems with doing that.

[Sera]

IMO you should use this opportunity to teach your meddling friends a lesson. I say, tell her all about the fact that your friends set this up and you didn't want it, and they never leave you alone about having a relationship, but you don't want one. Then get her to punk THEM with you. Buy like, a fake ring and tell them you're getting married, that it was love at first sight etc. It might take like a week for the prank to really set in and freak them out, but it would be worth it to make sure they stop meddling once and for all.

[Sera]

You could like, snub them and tell them it's to hang out with her again, put an extra toothbrush at your place, etc.

[Kiro]

Eat loud.

[Dimmauk]

IMO you should use this opportunity to teach your meddling friends a lesson. I say, tell her all about the fact that your friends set this up and you didn't want it, and they never leave you alone about having a relationship, but you don't want one. Then get her to punk THEM with you. Buy like, a fake ring and tell them you're getting married, that it was love at first sight etc. It might take like a week for the prank to really set in and freak them out, but it would be worth it to make sure they stop meddling once and for all.

If he could get the Blind date to cooperate, they could say that the night was terrible. They could say her crazy ex-boyfriend was stalking them and harassing them all night. Then say they got mugged, or something. Just make up some crazy shit to make your friends feel bad.

[Ragnell]

Can I come and watch the action, I'll record it on my BLACKBERRY BOLD

[#686578]

Loved this thread.

Sit in front of girl:

"My mission, is to protect you." or "Come with me if you want to live."

This, with a black trench coat, slicked back hair, and dark sunglasses, etc.

my suggestion might be somewhat geeky but just keep up the robotic act, maybe she'll try to "break" you into becoming more human

Watch Grandma's Boy for prime examples.

Spoiler: show

I want you to sit on my face

have your date at a tabletop gaming store. bring some mountain dew and cheetos to eat out front before and after you go in.

Perfect.

get a female friend to show up with you and say, "Hey, you must be _____. I'm glad my buddy set this up- it's really hard to find girls who are into threesomes!"

Great

Show up in cardboard body armor and drag her to your restaurant of choice riding in a fridge box chariot along the sidewalk.

Nice combo of win guys, seriously.