Sabotage the attempts for lulz

**Sera** · 2009-06-19 00:35

oh god
PLEASE do the "naked man"

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 00:48

Originally Posted by Sera

oh god
PLEASE do the "naked man"

Oh my God this.

**Sera** · 2009-06-19 00:55

if he does the naked man and scores, that would be the funniest thing ever

"2 out of 3 times"

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 00:59

He said "a couple" of dates, he's totally got it in the bag if he does it. Television never lies.

**Sera** · 2009-06-19 01:04

He walked in to find a guy named Mitch sitting naked on his couch. Ted said Robin forgot to use the super-secret signal: an old Chinese take-out menu from Mr. Wang's -- appropriately enough -- on the door. Ted met the rest of the gang at the bar and Lily explained that Robin had just let the guy upstairs to use the bathroom. Ted ran back to the apartment and naked Mitch explained he was in the middle of his "move": The Naked Man. After a date, he makes an excuse to go into the girl's apartment, strips down and, surprising his date, manages to score simply because of the boldness of the move.

Ted said that could never work.

"Two out of three times," Mitch said. "Guaranteed."

Mitch explained the move was kind of a "Hail Mary" because he wouldn't normally have a shot with Robin. Ted told the gang about the move, and they thought Robin might shoot the guy. They raced upstairs to find the take-out menu on the doorknob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t9heX0YE7M

AkashiXI · 2009-06-19 01:21

Although the naked man is the best idea in this thread, he can get in some serious trouble because of it. I'm not discouraging it, but I'm saying he should have someone there to record it just in case he goes to jail.

**Odon** · 2009-06-19 01:25

If shes meeting me at my apartment, I will stream it over my web cam doing the naked man.

Edit: what are the legal ramifications of it? Would I be able to just play it off like I was just getting dressed and she walked into my room?

**Sera** · 2009-06-19 01:29

iirc, if she's in YOUR apartment... there are none

**Odon** · 2009-06-19 01:30

Yeah that would be the only way I could really record/stream it.

**Odon** · 2009-06-19 01:30

Unless some fuck from spam leaked the fact it was preemptive.

**Sera** · 2009-06-19 01:42

Even still, I'm fairly certain that legally you can walk around naked in your apartment anytime you want... if she doesn't like it, she can leave.

**Ivve** · 2009-06-19 02:12

i would be really careful dude, you know how easily women like to bring rape/sexual assault and related charges.

**Ryko** · 2009-06-19 02:13

You know what? I posted naked man way early in this topic. I'm done with you people, fuck this.

**Ivve** · 2009-06-19 02:14

indecent exposure or some shit. you might end up paying much more for the date than you thought you would.

i'd just wear some shit like i got dressed in the dark and top it off with an aluminum foil cap that you don't bust out until you've already arrived at your destination.

or just look up some conspiracy theories and talk about that all night. guaranteed to wreck the date completely if she's either remotely smart or dumb and disinterested.

**Ryko** · 2009-06-19 02:15

Nah fuck you people.

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:16

**Ryko** · 2009-06-19 02:17

Skirk took my Dr Cox, Sera and crew took my naked man, and Ivve said char tried to take my youmad.

Fuck.
Y'all.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:18

I did not read the first page other than the OP, I am sorry Ryko.

**Ivve** · 2009-06-19 02:20

that's how spam works, ryko. apparently everyone attributes my pics to kiara, sera, or unknown so i feel you on this one

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:20

Nah I just did that out of spite, I thought you would be proud of me for such an effort.

edit: the second time

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